stray cat

30 & bi. A shy, sad, n lonely boy from australia.

[nosinsnolights]

Cat owners will understand

[the-mighty-neckbeard]

Hello, yes I’d like one order of cuddles please.

[dummy-dot-exe]

by Oni - COMMISSIONS OPEN!!@OniNuer_Art

[dumbpupbarks]

me btw

[saucymauler]

"youre such a dork."

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

[regularlossheroine]

returns from the level up menu with messed up hair, a strong blush, visibly sweaty and with nipples poking through my blouse

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[hotrale]

Sorry i said some thing weird i don't know why

[becauseth3internet]

I need to sit in someone’s lap and feel their hands and lips travel my skin until they look up at me smitten and dazed and whisper into my skin how pretty I am

[pending-trans-action-2]

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

[virtualgirladvance]

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

[auternadelaide-deactivated20240]

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[unstablecryptid]

tell your dick that my dick said hello

[cyborg66]

Robots was a crazy film for 2005. It has the evils of capitalism, evils of corporate culture, planned obsolescence, only one woman in the boardroom (she’s being harassed), designating people ‘outmodes’ then kidnapping them, nepotism, sweepers roaming the street to take whoever they think looks like an ‘outmode’ whether they are or not, immigrants having to change their names (bumper), community action being crushed by the CEOs, supposed leaders not actually doing anything to help, the way to solve the problem is to band together as a community to kill the CEOs or leave them hanging stripped of their ‘parts’

[lemons-of-ketchuppp]

Fellas, is it gay to hallucinate your best 'friend' hugging you everytime you're on the verge of death?

[twinkbladed]

The prince has cute sensitive nipples for an amazing reason.

[tongue-twists]

cursed amulet

[twinkbladed]

My trained mind and regally fortified spirit prevent the amulet from taking full effect. So for the moment I have a bigger butt and soft skin and puffy sensitive nipples and a small to medium cock and

[svpportclassmoved-deactivated20]

vibe check (kisses you on the lips)