stray cat

30 & bi. A shy, sad, n lonely boy from australia.

[nosinsnolights]

Cat owners will understand

[jade-sutures]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[pocket-deer-belly]

wiggles my fatty fucking tail

[pocket-deer-belly]

swish swish swish! *pisses you off*

[theehorsepusssy]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[vacueabissi]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[justanozzboy]

Nya

[newarc]

POV u almost drown at sea to flirt with the nice SAR lady

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[superior-mother]

Seeing a hot girl with genuinely interesting and intense fetishes be constantly pestered by men who see penetrative sex in various situations and manners as the pinnacle of kink will always be such a pity. Like leave that poor girl alone she's destined to be with someone who will fundamentally alter her mind and state of being in ways most men could never dream of...

[superior-mother]

My favorite part of this post is all the hot girls in question leaving their kinks and desires in the tags.

[konoko]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[fluff-e-boy]

Sleeping positions for when you have a cat

[king-the-pathetic]

My cat's favourite position:

[fluff-e-boy]

War is over

[justanozzboy]

Catnap time

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[fromhersoul]

if we were cats we could chill on a rooftop watching the moon