korg

osha certified

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[beargirl2]

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[artschoolglasses]

Sketch of a Bound Man, John Singer Sargent, 1917-21

[romanceyourdemons]

proposing a new historical framework called “the very long nineteenth century: we’re still in it”

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[interdimentional]

[chamacafeahorrible]

i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

[roseworth]

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

[flamingkorybante]

My friend worked with the People With AIDS Coalition in 1990 and found this while cleaning out some old folders. I can't stop thinking about it.

[swamp-spirit]

My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[crashdavis]

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

[ilovecats4ever]

[yakultii]

i need to imagine some scenarios

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[theonion]

Touting the promotion as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go behind the scenes of the beloved medical drama, producers of The Pitt announced Thursday that one lucky fan had been chosen to undergo an open-heart procedure performed by the stars of the series. “I wrote in to explain how much I love the show and how severe my atherosclerosis is, but I never imagined they’d actually pick me,” said contest winner Jacob Hughes, who added that he’d been wanting a triple bypass from Noah Wyle ever since the actor’s ER days. 

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