They reaction to you telling them you’re a futa ❦
A/n: YAD THIS COMING BACK ARC BOUT BE CRAZYYY 😈‼️‼️ but anyways if you don’t know what a Futanari or Futa is, it’s basically someone with a grl & boy private part…if you’re a visual learner or just curious look it UPPPP YALL!!! In here y/n is a girl futa TEHEHE okay i’m done yapping.
Ft da bae$: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji & Law
❦ When you first told him, he tilted his head to the side and looked at you with a confused face. (y’all know that cute thinking face he be doing)…He didn’t know such a thing existed.
*After a second later once everything finally registered in his brain.*
“Wait, so that means that you’re a girl and a boy? You have a dickpussy?
You nodded your head while laughing a little, at how straightforward his question was.
“Man that’s so cool, you’re so lucky!!”
❦ Of course he’s going to ask you millions upon millions of questions about you being a futa. Shit, he even wanna see how everything look down there but that’s up to you if you wanna show him.
“wait, so that means that you can pee at the same time ?!!”
“Boy, you’re too nosey..”
“That’s so cool, whenever you go to the bathroom let me know, cause I wanna see how it looks!!”
“You a little too happy, aint ya?” You couldn’t help but laugh at him & his reaction, since he’s so curious and doesn’t think what he just said was strange. Then again he don’t think.
❦ Like I said he’s too curious about your body and wanna learn about it not caring about about how crazy he may sound. Once you went into the bathroom, not knowing he was right behind you until he shouted out “can I touch it? it looks kinda funny.” causing you to literally scream in surprise while he just stood there giggling without a care in the world.
“You can’t be for real right now. Why are you in the bathroom with me?”
“I wanna touch your dickpussy!!” He was staring down at you while smiling, and tbh he was starting to move his hands towards you without thinking. He just wanted to touch it that’s all. Not realizing he was invading your damn privacy.
“Boy, I should beat your ass. At least let me clean up first then I might let you.” You said in a mad but yet playful tone.
You was still weirded out at the fact that he followed you into the bathroom and actually managed to be quiet, even though it didn’t last that long. But still, he literally seen your private area and acted like it was nothing. Cause to him it was just that, NOTHING.
“awww okay” He stomped outta the bathroom with a pout on his face like he was in the right and went back to doing crackhead shit like nun didn’t happen.
❦ His reaction was a little more animated then you thought it would be. He was just laying on the grass about to take a good ass nap, then you decided to tell him you’re secret. He literally jumped up and covered his mouth then sat back down like shit ain’t happen.
“That’s the most interesting thing I heard about you so far.”
“That’s all you gotta say after that dramatic ass reaction.”
“At least give me some time to think, women! You did just dropped some news on me.”
“Boy, you better lower your voice.”
❦ After he had some time to sit and think about everything he wanted to ask you some questions so damn bad, but he just decided to keep quiet and continue on. He ain’t wanna pry or anything. You thought it was odd he ain’t immediately ask you anything, so you decided to let him know that you’re okay with it.
“Zoro, I mean if you wanna ask me some questions then be my guest. I don’t mind answering them.”
He looked over at you and nodded his head, but best believe on the inside he was jumping up and down and screaming. It was a lot of shit this mf wanted to know.
❦ Once you announced to him you was a futa and explain to him the meaning of everything he didn’t look at you any different, like you still had a kitty so he’s still gonna smash. Next question.
“Sanji, you’re sure you okay with me also having a dick..?”
“Of course my love, I still love you the same way. I can work with it.” Just know he said that with a mischievous ass grin, his ass plotting. HE’S PLOTTING WATCH HIM.
an understanding man, we love him for that.
❦ He actually like the idea that you have both a dick and pussy. It’s more fun for him and double the pleasure for you.
“I want us to try so much things tonight my sexy y/n~”
❦ When you first told him about you being a futa, his eyebrows raised and his eyes popped out a bit. He was very surprised that futanaris actually existed since he saw a book about them on Robin’s bookselves and read up about it.
“oh, really ? So you’re a futanari?” He asked you in the most nonchalant tone his voice can spit out at the moment.
❦ Once Law found something that he’s into he’s gonna know a whole bunch about it, like the face that you’re a futa. He’s just a nerd.
“Y/n you need to me extra careful whenever you’re with someone, since you have to the ability to get pregnant and make someone pregnant.”
“I know! I know..wait- How do you know so much about futas?” You was very curious but little did you know he already did a full blown research on the topic.
“I read about it in a book, and some of it is just common sense.” Just know he felt proud to admit that.