Zagene, Who?

canon(?) gays

[hoenby]

Eugene: I don’t pine after people.

Eugene, seeing Zach do anything: oh my gosh zach don’t hurt yourself hdsaafh babe let me hold your hand hdsabj okay then I’ll just.. put my arm around you. njxdsvjn HOLD ON WAIT WHAT? damn you’re so cute and you make me smile hdjsjskak I love you you’re doing great GJDAZHUJJFDfs dID YOU HURT YOUR BACK? behsakaoshsj ITS OKAY ILL JUST CARRY YOU

[hoenby]

try guys, worth it, & unsolved boys ranked

10. you

9. can’t

8. rank

7. them

6. because

5. they

4. are

3. all

2. amazing

1. eugene

[namjinsanswer]

Why We Started Our Own Company

Ned: “this is the story of HOW we left buzzfeed.”

they set up a studio in Ned’s old bedroom and Zach is curious of where Wes was made

Zach: “if you’re watching this, that means we did it.”

you can genuinely see how worried and fearful they are to launch this new channel and company

Ned bought and renovated a new house, had a baby, and launched a company all within the same month. do not fuck with him.

Eugene: “Ned decided he just wanted to dump a hurricane on his life.”

58 DAYS TIL LAUNCH

everyone contributed 25% into this company

Zach: “small business owner, motherfucker.”

Zach is playing fortnite in the bank. a 12 year old.

Ned loves spreadsheets

Keith posing next to the Try Guys cardboard cutouts while Eugene explains their new patreon

53 DAYS TIL LAUNCH

they (finally) quit their jobs

Zach: “when we actually pulled the trigger, a whole bunch of bullshit came our way.”

they felt unprepared with what little equipment they had, but you literally could not tell in their baby shower video

and then … BABY FULMER COMES … 3 ½ weeks early

and 2 days later Eugene flies to Texas to shoot for a movie (can’t wait to watch it only for Eugene) … leaving the company in Keith and Zach’s hopefully capable hands

I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE INDEPENDENT PROJECTS FROM ALL 4 TRY GUYS

43 DAYS UNTIL LAUNCH

Zach is stacking furniture to make a standing desk

Keith and Zach are arguing over how nice the table is

Keith’s Ned impression is so spot on, i’m crying

Zach: “we had a day without toilet paper. those were dark times.” i don’t even wanna know…

Keith while breaking down Ned’s garbage: “it’s exactly what i thought it’d be. i’m a digital media maker. i MaKe ViDeOs FoR tHe InTeRnEt!1!”

Ned left a bunch of cool shit in the house … including an envelope labelled “for Ned’s eyes only”

Zach peeks inside the envelope

29 DAYS TIL LAUNCH

GENE IS BACK IN LA

LAP SIT SAGA

Everyone’s got an office space

Look at all these new people helping our guys. i already stan them all.

OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD WE’RE GETTING A FANFICTION VIDEO (sobs in Zagene)

THIS MONTAGE OF FUTURE VIDEO CHAOS

this video takes a sad turn

6 DAYS TIL LAUNCH

Ned: everyone is busting their asses for this launch.”

Zach and Keith have stayed at their office until midnight several times

Ned edits on the weekends while simultaneously caring for his baby

Keith: “Eugene doesn’t sleep sometimes.”

Eugene sounds so hoarse and sleep deprived and it’s upsetting

they’re prioritizing quality over quantity, while also trying to keep a consistent upload schedule. that has to be so difficult and straining.

Zach compares it to a triangle with three points: a lot of videos, good videos, and maintaining sanity; they can only choose two, and they’ve chosen the first two.

1 DAY TIL LAUNCH

as i mentioned before, genuine fear and stress in their eyes

Ned: “the EVE before our launch.”

don’t worry Zach, it payed off so fucking much

LAUNCH DAY

Zach was their first subscriber

seeing how relieved and happy they are with the response brings happy tears to my eyes

1 MILLI IN 2 WEEKS LEGENDS ONLY

OMFG THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TRY GUYS MEMORABILIA IN NED’S ENVELOPE AWFGWGWFGWW

THEY GOT THEIR OWN CLAPBOARD

TOUR?! TRY GUYS TOUR?! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

TRY GUYS FOR LIFE

Keith after Becky subscribed: “not all of our subscribers can sleep in the same bed as me.”

[hoenby]

ned fulmer has Big Dick Energy pass it on

[hoenby]

domestic zagene headcanons (these r just my hcs i don’t actually believe this shit would happen lmao) :

• once they move in together they (Eugene) go on a redecorating spree

• during the redecorating, they decide to try to plant a garden

• the garden lasts approximately 1 week before all of the dogs collectively destroy it

• mourning the loss of their garden, they purchase a small catus instead and keep it in their bedroom window seal

• zach jokingly names the catus eugene jr. because it “doesn’t like being touched”

• they try cooking together but the product of their combined skills is something you’d see on Nailed It.

• they still try new recipes whenever they can despite this; they both realize how much cooking together relaxes them after a stressful week

• four months and a collection of cookbooks later it’s become ritual for one to drag the other into the kitchen when one’s been having a really shitty day and find a way-to-complicated meal to cook.

• (they feed the somewhat edible food to the dogs afterwards. zach loves this part especially, because of how much eugene lights up as the dogs jump all over him for a bite. )

• their entire apartment is filled paintings, photos of each other, the dogs, their friends, and their family. the walls are painted soft colors & the curtains are almost always open to let sunlight shine through

• they aren’t naturally clingy people but that changes once it becomes normal to come home to each other or wake up next to each other. when either of them is out of town they’ll talk on the phone for hours at night until they both pass out.

• they are really bad at reminding the other how much they love them. like. really bad. they’ll make fun of each other so brutally in a joking way for weeks on end that their friends start to ask them if they’re currently fighting or something

•its kind of checks them and puts them both back in their place and the next entire hour is filled with whispered reassurances that eugene doesn’t actually wish zach died when they were with the alligators during the dirty tour or that zach doesn’t actually think eugene would be better off if he died of alcohol poisoning

• after their first year of living together Zach helps Eugene put together a small photo album of pictures from the entire year. afterwards, they look through it on their sofa with the dogs piled around them, sharing a bottle of wine.

[maryonacross]

i’m literally about to start crying oh my god. the try guys deserve the world tbh

[hoenby]

caption this

[hoenby]

u came here for zagene but let me just give you my favorite screenshot at the moment

[tan-antoni]

The crossover we all deserve

[tan-antoni]

It got better

[namjinsanswer]

The Try Guys Crash Test A New Roller Coaster

they all dressed up in suits to ride the rollercoaster. snazzy bois.

they’re at Knott’s Berry Farm … cries in berry boys

they’ll be riding the steepest and the first and only dive rollercoaster in california … “HANGTIME.” 150 ft tall, 5 inversions, 57 mph, and a 96 degree drop

Keith rolls out the first “berry” pun @ 0:52

Ned: “today, it’s daddy’s big day out.”

Zach hated and avoided rollercoasters all his life until beautiful Keith forced him to ride one 2 years ago. now he’s addicted.

Eugene admits he has an irrational fear of rollercoasters

Eugene: “it’s one of those rare moments when the other try guys go ‘hey, Eugene’s the loser right now’.”

Keith is normally a scaredy cat but feels comfortable in physics’ never-failing hands

Eugene is not scared, just irrationally concerned

Zach’s goal for today is to get a fucking hawt pic while on the rollercoaster. i love my zaddy

RIDE 1

Ned and Zach on the ends, Keith and Eugene in the middle

everyone’s freaking out

Eugene glares in ‘i told you fuckers so’

Ned just wants to be with his baby

cut to Eugene monologuing over his fear of things he doesn’t have control over, Ned holds up a ‘good grief!’ thought bubble

back to the coaster, they’re all preparing for the worst during the vertical lift

the ride pauses just before the 96 degree drop.

Eugene is screaming in terror

FUCKIGN KEITH HIS FACE IM CRYNIG WAHHHHH

Zach is cursing

Ned regrets this decision

and THEN … it DROPS

they’re all screaming. Keith’s tie and Eugene’s hair are flying

Keith is undergoing some kind of exorcism now

Eugene is praying to Jesus

Ned and Zach are having the time of their lives

Eugene continues to scream as the rollercoaster slows down

Ned is crying

‘THAT WAS SCARY” COUNT: 11

the doctor doesn’t know what would happen to someone if they rode a rollercoaster 10 times in a row. she predicts she’ll have to call the emts

Zach is excited to partake in this new scientific investigation 

Eugene got Zach ready for his bar mitzvah with the vomit bag

by ride 3 Zach and Eugene have their hands in the air. Keith and Ned don’t look too good

Zach doesn’t know how much more his little heart can take. adorable

by ride 4 Eugene cherishes that 96 degree drop

Eugene’s motto: “the front gets the view, but the back gets the action.”

Zach had to poop before getting on the ride, now he doesn’t have to. concerning.

after ride 5, Ned is close to vomiting/can’t stop burping, Keith’s had enough, Zach is dead on Gene’s shoulder, and Eugene is just laughing

Keith feels drunk

Ned is getting his blood pressure taken

Eugene wants to go again. i think someone is starting to like rollercoasters…

Eugene goes on ride 6 all by himself, wishes his friends were with him, declares himself the master of hangtime

Korndaddy got the sexiest rollercoaster pic ever

after riding hangtime 6 times, Eugene has gone from ‘good grief!’ to ‘AAUGH!’

them at the end: I LOVE FOUR (4) IDIOTS

[arrozcongandulez-blog]

C U T I E S

[hoenby]

tag urself im fried chicken

[arrozcongandulez-blog]

AM CRAZY OR ZACH IS HOLDING EUGENES HAND

[stevenwim]

chaotic evil (audio from antonio garza)

[fuckyeahstandrew]

Antonio Garza

[yahryanbergara]

I mean, does this song not scream Steven and Andrew? (✿◠‿◠)

idk, its late…as always when i make videos with songs that i wouldn't normally use for edits

[fluffydavey]

Zach: Eugene wouldn’t have named me his sidekick if he thought it was a bad idea.

Ned: Eugene also drunkenly proposed to you twice, so I’d say Eugene’s decision making skills are a little suspect.

[fuckyeahstandrew]

Okay in Eugene’s defense he was supposed to propose earlier that day but he was just too nervous and the alcohol gave him the courage he needed

[incorrectuksies]

one of the things that i love most about their videos, is that while it can still be hilarious and educational, it’s also like having a huge emotional sucker punch. i didn’t think i would feel so much after watching a video about plastic surgery but i’m relating so much to how they feel.

we stan true legends 👏🏻👏🏻