The Fog Is Coming

yo im Ivan | 24 | there are so many things here

[unown]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama we all go to hell

[kittaykattz]

[shinjee]

smoking that shit that made shinji dissolve into the eva-01

smoking that shit that turned humanity into fanta

[loveitorreblogit]

[mickstart]

We are living in 2025 in the age of Big AI the fuck do you mean nobody has made an open source voice changer that doesn't suck yet. We put a man on the fucking man.

[lostlegendaerie]

one giant leap for man on mankind

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[moonshineshrew]

Being nefarious with mama

[azaleatheanteater]

lets be heavily armored with mama

[pacificrim-archive]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[kibumkim]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11