whadda fuck

Mark he/him 28 🏳️‍⚧️

[dntwannabeurgirl]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[important-animal-images]

[dovesndecay]

I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs

[aquasine0]

geometry dash roommate

[kale-exe]

9pin D-sub collar and ribbon cable leash

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[public-universal-sister]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[keiitopop]

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

[thetursithan]

Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

[purlturtle]

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

[bearsockz]

🎶I know this pretty rave girl I always think about her 🎶

[fernicenty]

a star of the ocean ✨🦭

[blair-kamo]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[goodluckclove]

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.