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My god, how did you get here? Well, just remember, the fine print says to leave your heart and feels at the door before scrolling. I bite. Don't say you haven't been warned.

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

[doubledumbass]

[korruptedkupid]

That’s fucking deep

[jjangredpanda]

[comebackali]

#the concept of an old vampire loving and emulating twilight honestly sort of moves me (via dollsome-does-tumblr)

[korruptedkupid]

Lol what even is this?

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[korruptedkupid]

Jesus Christ, that is bad.

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[korruptedkupid]

So dramatic

[lotr-shitposts]

[pati79]

OMG

[silver-tongues-blog]

i lost it at jondor

[07-chan]

[tsunderestimated]

[babyanimalgifs]

This praying mantis standing its ground 

(via)

[korruptedkupid]

Look at him try! Fuck man.

[awesome-picz]

Unapologetic Illustrations By Drawtism That Poke Fun At Everyday Life.

[korruptedkupid]

This was some of the funniest shit

[babyanimalgifs]

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

[balladofabrokebitch]

The little clap, omg

[thenatsdorf]

Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated so daughter is less scared. (via tana_ann)

[courtneimonyae]

🥺🥺🥺

[dopeitssin]

Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

[korruptedkupid]

I get so honestly choked up when I see good dads like this.

[hodlmyvodka]

[anonbunny]

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

[atrailofblood]

russia is just gta online

[korruptedkupid]

Yesus Christ.

[arvo]

So for pride, my mom made a rainbow challah, thought you guys might wanna see it. Here it is before it went in the oven:

After:

And when you cut it open:

[korruptedkupid]

Ohhhhh. That be lookin cool as shit man!!!

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[eizneckam]

did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small

[korruptedkupid]

Is this legit??!

[latinotiktok]

[stimman4000]

.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[korruptedkupid]

LMAO

[mens-rights-activia]

Empty meme template. Have at it

[hey-im-remaking-deactivated2019]

@mens-rights-activia

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m screaming

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

an enemy

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]