Uhh… rats

It’s good to be home

[animentality]

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[muppetlesbian]

the lego batman movie should be a part of the diagnostic criteria for autism in the DSM-5

[realfootage]

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]

[bakwaaas]

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

[bakwaaas]

@ryebreadgf / alison zai / phillip roth / unknown / @archbudzar

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add

[deebyfeeby]

please consider

[velvet-vagabond]

A new challenger enters the stage

[serperoir]

how about…

[pastebun]

[initiala]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[riflesniper-a]

insanely important thrift store find

[anxietyproblem]

[heckin-good-memes]

[mikkeneko]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Memes you can HEAR

[kosmickimber]

Does anyone else’s mobile dash just ditch two completely unrelated text posts together and leave you absolutely boggled every time?

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[trupie]

[killrockstar]

there’s nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it’s normal it happens all the time

[ihavefoundthevaguestvoid]

@the-angel-ashe uh oh it’s Rune

[dragon-png]

no you dont understand. the stake scene was SO intimate. they love each other and nandor was baring his SOUL to guillermo and putting his life literally in his hands. he displayed a true moment of vulnerability in the only way he knew how to do so because he's SO bad at talking about his feelings this man is emotionally constipated but he loves guillermo so goddamn much. he will break traditions for him. he will break vampire code. he would lasso the moon for him. he will CREATE INTRICATE RITUALS just to give him the space to make the choice of what HE wants and he will kill to give him that. don't get me started on the cape scene. the way he was holding the red threads of fate in his fingers to TIE THE KNOT and-

[kosmickimber]

My “fed is best” mentality started out really well but it’s morphed into a twisted way for me to convince myself it’s okay for me to order Postmates again lol