KOTLC Headcanons

[kotlc-headcanons]

Intro Post

Hello! I noticed that there isn't a headcanon ask/submission blog for kotlc, so I decided to make one! Basically, people can send in asks with headcanons and have them posted here. The queue currently posts 3 times a day, but it is subject to change. <- EDIT: queue is gone now, I just post when I do

RULES:

No politics/drama of any sort

No nsfw about any of the minors, and even jokes with the adults are on thin ice, as this is a middle-grade series.

Please make sure to add tws if they are needed at the start of asks

No in3est/r3pe/other yucky ship stuff please and thank you!

No hating on ships as this isn’t a blog for that

(will be updated at time goes on!)

MODS:

Mod Shark:

Hi! I use they/it and I am currently the only mod here. my main in @shark-making-soup , but i don't post too much kotlc on there.

(I am probably accepting new mods, as I may not have the time to do this alone. there is an application in the replies, and i would recommend to fill it out in a reply or reblog of this.)

[kotlc-headcanons]

Head Cannon:

Alden has kissed a street lamp

!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

bronte wears his council outfit including cape and shoes to sleep

!!!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

Sophie's voice is a mixture of deep and high pitched but closer to high-pitched so kind of like Biana's but she also has the boys voices around the time of Stellarlune/Unraveled and only changed to a rough one each previous year then somehow the roughness disappears.

!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

della is a lesbian and had or is having an affair

?!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

Biana always gets her name mispronounced because there so many ways to say it.

!!!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

People get confused abt who Wylie means when he says stuff like 'my dad'

!!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

fitz has boxes and boxes of skincare products in his bathroom, and nobody (except biana) knows about them. he spend about 15 minutes each morning working on his skin.

also keefitz :P

!!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

sophie is autistic.

sensory issues and things that i an autistic person do/have that she also does/has is too relatable.

!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

not a headcanon but:

Shannon says that Sophie is either "strangled with a hug" or that "her heart fluttered" ALL THE TIME like girl PLEASE come up with another description

.

[kotlc-headcanons]

fitz, bronte, and sophie are left-handed

biana, linh, wylie, marella, brant, dex, and fintan are ambidextrous

!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

book 10 will never come out. it'll be 9.5, 9.75, 3.4 (the untold story of blah blah blah) a random novella, a forkle book, a new guidebook to keep track of all the stuff going on, then finally:

0.5

…then 0.25.

[kotlc-headcanons]

Tam takes the hottest showers known to human (elf?) kind

Linh takes ice-cold or lukewarm showers

!!!

[kotlc-headcanons]

not a headcanon

shannonagins

shannonagins

[kotlc-headcanons]

Fitz: Abs + good muscles.

Tam: Probably has abs + good muscles.

Dex: Scrawny stick boy + literally weakling.

(I'm to scared to do Keefe)

a b s

[kotlc-headcanons]

fintan’s hair lengths from pre kotlc —> current canon (stellarlune)

he had long hair up until his healing at oblivimire

<- always would do fancy updos and have cool hair styles (pre arrest)

but after oblivymire, some of it got badly burnt off in weird patches

so he had to cut it a lot shorter

(mullet time)

<- but a pretty mullet not an ugly one #and he is keeping like that until ice prison where its growing out again bc he cant cut it / maintain it

so. im not on either side of the hair debate i think it depends on when in the series (and pre series) you look at = different lengths

there’s a hair debate?!?

[kotlc-headcanons]

Rules have been updated! Though people do need places to express dislike of ships, this is not that blog. Please don’t submit hate towards ships on here, this is a headcanon blog, not a confession one.