very early in my life it was too late

18 y/o, they/them

[kozuluv]

hc that kakashi actually doesn’t hv a lot of experience with sex. between his trauma, the death of his comrades, his time spent in the anbu and being a ninja, he didn’t hv a lot of time to make experiences. sure, there was that quicky in the anbu showers when he was 16 and occasionally the anbu members would fuck each other after an assassination mission, but that’s it. he’s never “made love” he’s only ever fucked— and not even for the pleasure, it was always just a quick fix for unwanted emotions. an unhealthy way of coping w all the sadness, anger and all the other shit that comes w being in the anbu. i hc that this man would cum in ur hands the moment u touch him if y’all r in a serious relationship. he’d probably cry too. he’s never rlly known love or pleasure.

[psycho-mocha]

taking a break from mental health for academic validation

[kallikrein]

help they’re speaking in nomnom 🥺🤲

[sasukesun]

[princesshalfdemon]

i’m not like other girls. i don’t die when i’m killed

[nakataseigis]

[cultivatinghabits]

the feminine urge to skip class

[touhouweed]

another day of being insanely bisexual

[bramblepatch]

I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

[sasukesun]

people that think sasuke has to atone for anything hate sasuke and don’t understand his character at all

[sasukesun]

that includes sasuke atoning for whatever he did to naruto, actually people that think sasuke has to atone for naruto don’t understand any of the characters and don’t like naruto and sasuke’s real dynamic

[ororo-storm]

reading manga always starts off as a fun adventure until you get to the point where you no longer wish to have the ability to read because of all the pain that comes with it

[tomonari-nue]

the Itafushikugi dynamic is literally just

Yuuji: i don‘t want to kill anyone :(

Megumi & Nobara: dont worry we‘ll do it for you baby <3

[thebootydiaries]

when i say i like bad boys i mean the ones who commit tax fraud

[ladysatoru]

sasuke stans when someone asks who their favourite naruto character is

[kokonoi-hajime]

its ok theyre just sleeping

[nanami-luvr]

"hey princess" "stupid fucking slut"

[chulshik]

[kozuluv]

so uhm… haikyuu apocalypse!au but crack treated semi-serious ????

im just imagining yaku dragging lev along and going “if you die from a fucking cold in the middle of an apocalypse, i’ll piss on your grave.” ft kuroo who makes inappropriate jokes 24/7 to “lighten the mood” and kenma who is 2 hours of denied sleep away from stabbing him in the face. also hinata is surprisingly very good at survival? he claims its because kenma made him play minecraft w him. asahi has to hunt for food but he cries so much everytime he kills an animal that he decides to go vegan (he almost ends up dying from that so they have to hunt when asahi’s gone). also oikawa cannot keep his pretty mouth shut for 0.5 seconds. iwa-chan and oikawa haven’t seen another human in two weeks and iwazumi is sure oikawa hasn’t stopped talking for one single second of those two weeks. noya and tanaka are literally the worst. suga and daichi tell them to be quiet when they try to get some supplies from a shop and what do noya and tanaka do? they go in there and yell “come at me, fucker”— even if they don’t have any weapons and no idea how to fight. tobio is a little stupid so he decides to pack a volleyball. he says its a weapon.

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

what people think writing is: worldbuilding, churning out entire chapters in one sitting, metaphors, character building, finishing novels, flawless plotlines

what writing actually is: random 1 am thoughts, zoning out into fictional worlds, associating songs with characters, writer’s block for six weeks at a time, coming up with plot twists at the most inconvenient times