Hakuna Matata

...and in that moment, life, as we know it, was forever changed.

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Cutest wild mouse in the world.

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Oh Glee,

I just don't understand how you constantly make me bawl my face off.

Especially now that Samuel Larsen is actually getting some spotlight... Holy moly.

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Okay, world....I hate to be THAAAAT girl, but I could really use the help.

My grade for my critical thinking class depends on how many views this video gets.

I don't care if you like it, hate it, or what...just please watch it.

You get to see me like choke and die...that's the best.

Thank you!

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Crazy shit.

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My thoughts...

Breaking Dawn (Yeah, I was at the premier)

Followed the book.

Jacob looked sexy.

Kristen Stewart wasn't as horrible as usual.

Plus, she looked like shit the entire movie except the beginning and end.

Now, the wolf telepathy...cheesy, but necessary.

VERDICT: Amazing.

9 Dead

Slow build up.

Annoying actors.

The cop, Jackson, does this weird thing with his mouth when he talk; it makes him look like he's having a stroke.

Melissa Joan Heart kills it, in a bad way.

Super funny comments throughout the movie.

The ending is just ridiculous.

VERDICT: Decent, but I wouldn't watch it again.

Vanishing on 7th Street

Hayden Christiansen is hot, as always, but incredibly oblivious.

You never find out exactly what's going on.

A horse comes out of nowhere just because a crate of apples fall.

A little girl can live alone for longer than all the adults.

The little boy is stupid.

Really abrupt, but a slow moving story.

VERDICT: Waste of time, don't bother.

Megan is Missing

Megan is a slut.

All those kids are ridiculous.

"Josh" doesn't even sound like a 14 year old boy.

Who would meet a stranger BEHIND the diner?  Why not inside?

Extremely disturbing.

Super good message.

You watch him dig a hole for 10 minutes.

Super sad.

VERDICT: Make your children watch this.

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I hang out with "frat stars" too much and I rage a little too hard.

"He does like a 360 to anger." "It'd be a 180..."

"It's breakfast time and I'm smashed.  Waitress, do you have any Kahlua for my coffee?"

"What's your greatest ambition in life?" "Well, I'm already a frat star, ya ass fuck."

"I'm Elliot Minaj!"

"If you want to smoke weed so bad, go find a dark alley and don't come back."

"What day is it?" "Well is it passed midnight?" "...it's 7:30..."

"Well, this is very serious, you may have broken your ankle." "It's no big deal, I just have kankles."

"I want music!  You always watch stupid shit!" "It's a movie..." "I hate talking movies..."

Rats literally thrown around the apartment, their water bottle full of orange soda, cage completely dismembered...and I was passed out by 10.

Obviously my Saturday ROCKED.

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Nothing better than seeing Lion King in 3D and rocking a strapless dress just to show off your "Hakuna Matata" tattoo.

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My friends made this sick music site and you guys should definitely check it out.

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I just got a guinea pig yesterday. He is 5 months old and is the sweetest boy in the whole world.

My little Charlie Chaplin. <3

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Last night...

I was driving home from the Seahawks game and was stuck on the on ramp for abour an hour and a half.  By the time we finally got up to the entrance of I-5, all cars were ushered into the far right lane.  There was a circle of cop cars and ambulances as well as cops moving the cars forward.

Now, whenever there is an accident, you always look.  It's a little morbid, but you want to see what happened and see if maybe someone died.  People are a little messed up in the head, but whatever.

As we drove by, I looked over the whole time. I saw a dead body. He was splattered on the ground laying on his back, limbs spread out, blood all over the place.

It was weird.  Like, I was morbidly excited to see what happened, but once I did and it hit me that he was actually dead, I broke down.  I just sat there in silence and cried.  I don't think I've ever been so instantly shook up.

I'm trying to find something about it online, but no luck.  I will later and I'll add it.

I heard that he had jumped over the overpass and was hit by a truck.

It was one crazy night...

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Favorite animal in the whole wide world!  A baby giant panda. <3

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(This couldn’t be resisted.)

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Boys on boys on boys.

I'm about to go live in a colony of females because this is just getting too crazy for me to handle.

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Honestly

I am a very very happy person.  I'm extremely optimistic and I smile and laugh at really cheesy things.  I rarely mean mug and I don't get creeped out when people stare at me, I just smile and say, "hi!" 

Now, here's the dilemma:

It's seems like every night after 9 or 10, I'm just depressed.  It doesn't matter where I am, well with a few exceptions, but I just start to slowly break myself down.  I don't know if it's because I have trouble falling asleep so I have extra time to sit and think about my life, but I usually don't even try to sleep till at least 11.  I just get weird and mopey. It's like, during the day, I'm so pumped about everything; who I am, how far I've come, the future, just everything.  Then by night, I rethink everything.  And it's not just like second guessing plans or wondering if recent choices were the right ones, it's more like...looking at every single monumental thing in my life and figuring out how I fucked it up and how much better things would be if I wasn't such an idiot.  I feel really confident and happy when I wake up, but I practically hate myself every night before I go to bed.

I'm aware no one really cares and no one really wants to hear some girl whine, but I'm really trying to figure out what's going on here, cause this isn't normal.

I'm wondering if maybe auto-immune diseases can cause anxiety and depression, because I know Fibromyalgia can.  I haven't actually been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, but I'm pretty positive I have it.  I'm aware I have a few auto-immune diseases though.  Could it be food related?  My eating habits have changed cause I can't have gluten and dairy.

Any thoughts?  Tips?  Magic happy food?

Thanks for kind of listening I guess.

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TEAM SAMDAM ALL THE WAY.

So happy with the winners of The Glee Project.

I definitely had to jump on my couch and scream!

CONGRATULATIONS TO SAMUEL LARSEN AND DAMIAN McGINTY. YOU TWO ARE AMAZING AND SERIOUSLY DESERVE THIS.

LOVE 'EM.

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BIG FAVOR, FRIENDS...

Okay, I LOVE My Chemical Romance and they are going to be playing with Blink 182, who I also love, so I entered the show your ink for Blink contest and I REALLYYY want to win.  I would be the happiest person in the world and it would mean so much to me if you all could just help me out a little.  I will literally bake cookies and send them to you.  You can vote once per valid e-mail address daily and it goes on till August 30th!

PLEASE VOTE!!!!

http://www.kissfmseattle.com/pages/upload-contest/vote-entrants.php#19

You are the best.

THANK YOU!

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I think...

Cops should double as taxis.

Breakfast restaurants should serve gluten free pancakes, waffles, and french toast.

Women in their 30's shouldn't be wearing Playboy clothing, or carrying Playboy purses. On second thought, no one should.

Music should play through street lamps during the day, not loud, but hearable to people who are walking outside. Let's make life a musical, or just one big dance party.

Pandas should be at the woodland park zoo.

Headphones should be unbreakable.

Semi trucks should have their own freeway.

Road construction shouldn't include all the trucks on the side of the freeway with flashing lights, it makes it difficult to see at night.

People should go the speed limit, not 10 mph under.

Glee should cover some Disney songs.

We should revert back to the barter system.

I should go to bed. GOODNIGHT.

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I love Samuel Larsen so much, just look at that cute laugh at the beginning.

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