really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

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really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh
Does anybody remember this āgo nuts, show nuts, whateverā gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villainĀ
A lot of adulthood is shoutingĀ āAUGH MY LAUNDRYā hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someoneās laundry
this is a companion post to the ādonāt forget your made tea and its getting coldā one
Augh, my tea!
hot take but like .. every woman has had some type of experience with pedophilic men at some point in their lives no matter the severity of the experience and the fact that most women donāt acknowledge this is proof that pedophilia is normalized and mainstream
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit Iām trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
Do it!!!
Itās almost as if schools push and ideology that benefits schools.Ā
Bruh, trades are in high fucking demand right now too. Between now and 2020 there are suppose to be 300,000 more jobs and thatās just for welder.
Shit, theyāll pay for you to learn how to do it.
I just finished high school and got a untility job in a factory and I have almost no experience. Theyāre gonna train me for everything plus it has full health benefits.
Trades are fucking great.
My husband is a welder, and is very very good at it. He got hired by a locksmith company pretty much just by walking in and goingĀ āYes I can weld.ā
All of the other guys there were great at locksmithing, but none of them were trained welders, and they needed someone who could build custom doors and frames.Ā
They trained him to do lock stuff too, so now he can weld AND pick locks.Ā
The owner of the company, when he handed out Christmas bonuses, looked at him and wentĀ āDude we literally cannot fire you because weād be screwed so hereās your bonus and also weāre giving you a raise.ā
Welders are in desperate demand.Ā
Blows kisses to this post. Anyway, learn a trade, unionize, wear your PPE, memorize OSHAās phone number.
UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share.Ā
Photos viaĀ UPS Dogs
Just in case you forget this exists.
It exists.
With those āwhen you want to design a character but you donāt know color theoryā posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.
SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON
thereās also CoolorsĀ website that gives you randomized palettes!
Donāt forget ColourLovers, either! Itās a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.
You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!
When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.
ColourLovers is my go-to for when Iām having trouble coming up with a color scheme! Itās also been around for over a decade, so thereās plenty to browse through.
āRingo isnāt even the best drummer in the Beatlesā
THE TINIEST FEET
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Watch her consider the finger
This is an Annaās Hummingbird; named after Anna MassĆ©na, Duchess of Rivoli.
Also, evidently hand feeding Hummingbirds is a kinda popular thing. All you have to do is put sugar-water thatās been dyed red or any other bright, flower like color in your hand and stand around some hummingbirds.
It highkey looks like that hummingbird just attacked that personās hand and is now drinking the blood though. Lol
theyāre talking to each other omg (ā:
This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats
The cuteness!
a world where people acknowledge that 99% of drug/alcohol addiction is caused by untreated mental illness and/or shitty life situations rather than peer pressure and a spooky drug dealerĀ
i can still quote franās response word for word
[Transcript:
Alex: Here is the Final Jeopardy answer. āThis city was incorporated into the Roman Empire in 30 B.C. after the suicide of Cleopatra.ā Good luck.
*Jeopardy theme plays*
Fran (loudly): Oop, dropped my earring, dropped my earring. Whoa, Nellie⦠Found it! Found it, found the earring.
Contestant: Whatās going on?
Fran: IāI found the earring.
*Theme song ends*
Alex: Alright contestants, timeās up. Henrietta? What did you write down as your question? āWhat is Macedonia?ā Iām sorry, thatās wrong. What was your wager? $4200, you risked it all. And that takes you all the way down to zero.
Fran: Enjoy the home game, honey. *laughs*
Alex: Well now letās go to Stewart. His response was: āWhat is Cairo?ā And unfortunately, he too is wrong.
*Fran snorts*
Alex: Your wager please, Stewart, was⦠$4199. That takes you down to $101.
Fran: Still like his tie, Stewie?
Alex: Fran?
Fran: Well, my mother and I were on our way to Israel, on El Al, and who was sitting next to us but Diana Kind (aka Barbra Streisandās mother)? In COACH! They got a lot of unresolved issues, those two. On her way to see the pyramids in Giza.
Alex: So your response is Giza?
Fran: No, Mr. In-A-Hurry. But, talking about Streisand and Egypt reminded me of Omar Sharif, who, according to my funny girl trivia book, was not the first actor cast in the role of Nicky Arnstein, but was born inā
Alex: MISS FINE!!!
Fran (excitedly): What is Alexandria!
Alex (stunned): Thatās right. That brings your score to $200, Fran Fine is the new Jeopardy champion!]
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thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
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