*Inhale*and *Exhale*

All I care about is Kpop, cats, and politics.

[robinwhore]

I’M SCREAMING

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[torpidgilliver]

you cant just say something like that and not provide cheeping cheetahs

[hitman-trash]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kthspjm-deactivated20180405]

Jimin clenching his tiny fists for @jjilljj ♡

[harrystyles420]

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

[yallstillhere]

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

[siryouarebeingmocked]

The Verge has an article about Kingdom Come: Deliverance, a realistic game set in 15th Century Europe.

Idiots REEEE all over the twitter post because everyone in the game is white.

Oh, in case you want to see Vavra’s “tantrum”, here it is.

@gamergate-news

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

These idiots make my inner medieval studies major scream in anger. Thank God I’m on mobile or else this would be a very long post.

[switch-up-snowfox]

y’know i wouldn’t be shocked if these people wouldn’t accept any story set in the middle ages as being “realistic” unless every cast member was black.

[neeckin]

The true joke is that even if they caved and added diversity these people wouldn’t even buy the game anyway

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[emiliefoulon-photography]

[teapotsahoy]

although they have a reputation as scavengers, hyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are

[blackhulkling-deactivated201712]

I like how this implies the hyena took down the airplane.

[wind-at-your-back]

She did.

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[hiballer]

when my dog sleeps all day long it’s “cute” but when i do i have “clinical depression” and am “isolating myself from society”

[ithelpstodream]

[humoristics]

other girls

credit

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[beyonceisstraight]

Ed Sheeran was in Evanescence?

[xenosagaepisodeone]

That’s his previous host