En garde Fuckboy

Kyra // 27 // She/They

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[ewaneneollav]

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[aisatsaa]

if only Gyatso had run away with Aang

[krangis-khan]

My piece for the #potlucksecretsatan2026 event. This one features Ravi, belonging to @emotionalwarmth

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[irradiatedsnakes]

you cant just say that man

[duncebento]

maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The most useless dashboard warning light in your car has got to be the 'we slidin'' light. Like, thank you, but I am so very much aware that I do not have full control of my vehicle right now.

[girlnumbers]

I keep thinking about this picture and laughing

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

[throo]

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows