Nihil novie sub soli

Kate. I've noticed that people who call me Katie don't actually know me very well. And sometimes I actually use my tumblr to write down stuff because if I don't I'd probably go nuts.

[glasion-deactivated20160409]

“dude im wasted” and by wasted im talking about all my wasted potential because im a lazy piece of shit

[awwww-cute]

I thought crocodiles were swimming (Source: http://ift.tt/1Ps95JS)

[atheist-xmas]

:D I love crocodilians 💕

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it’s the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They’re so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That’s so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons. we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

[weirdnessisgood]

[sleepysmilesamirite]

are we there yet  are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet

[lordxeras]

neurotoxinsonline

[jarulefanfiction]

[nocakeno]

im going to kinkshame the fuck out of your mom

[shortvideosandstuff]

Robotic Jellyfish

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via imgur)

[makemelaughblog]

[spookydrawz-deactivated20181029]

That’s horrifying

[larvitarr]

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

This nigga was a straight stoner

[harryedward]

“these names are considered ghetto but they mean something”

okay and…. so what…. who cares if they mean something…. black people’s names shouldnt have to mean hope and love for people not to make fun of them 

[yayfeminism]

-CarriePotter_

[bogleech]

What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would you feel

[frankreynollds]

i cant believe she posed for a selfie

[fvckintiredofit]

Bruh…

[andthesunuponyourface-deactivat]

What's it like to suck dick?

[bonjour700]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[aroundtheworld21]