being a lazy fatass is hard work | (open)
Kris lay face down in the grass of a nearby park. The weather was getting colder and there was absolutely nothing to do. She hadn't seen her friends in weeks and if that's how they wanted to be, fine. They could most certainly be that way. Clearly they were missing out on the most entertaining person in the entire world so it was entirely their loss.
Maybe they were all off on exciting adventures and decided not to invite her. Bastards.
That was probably highly unlikely but it didn't stop Kris from getting pissed off at the thought. She was so bored and so lazy about it that the stories coming up in her head were more entertaining than actually getting off of her ass to do something.
Vox, the Vulpix Silver had given her, was sprawled out in a similar manner to Kris at her side. Time had flown and Vox had grown. He wasn't a little baby anymore, and the most important thing Kris was thinking about lately was whether to make Vox a Ninetails or not. It wasn't as if she used him for battle much. They trained, they went on runs together (which is how they wound up at this park in the first place), napped together, and ate. Vox was more like a pal, a pet, than anything else. They were similar.
A growl came from their stomachs a few moments later, causing Kris and Vox to groan in unison. Hunger meant having to actually stand up and drag themselves to a grocery store or a diner or something. The cool, fall breeze and the soft grass was so comfortable -- too comfortable to leave so soon. If only food fell from the sky like in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. That guy had the right idea.
"God daaaaaaamn it!" Kris moaned, slamming her fist into the grass. "Being lazy is so trying!"
She sat up finally, her hair sticking out every which way.
"I'm gonna eat the next person that walks over. That's what's up. Cannibalism is where it's at. WATCH OUT."
That was a joke, of course.
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