See You Space Cowboy

[kristinbayleigh]

Keeho, this you?

[kristinbayleigh]

Okay, hear me out, Zoey from KPDH give off doberman energy.

High energy levels, super loyal, protective and only aggressive when need be, like if that doesn’t describe Zoey I don’t know what does.

They also have anxiety when not properly socialized with other animals/people, and I want you to look me dead in the eyes and tell me Zoey doesn’t have anxiety.

Thank you all for coming to my current thought obsession that threatened to take over my brain(while at work )if not properly expressed.

[kristinbayleigh]

I’m rewatching Doctor Who, and I personally feel like Martha was a great companion, i just think they did her a great disservice making her the companion after Rose.

I personally think Donna would have made for a better companion for the Doctor, right after losing Rose. Martha is a very smart and capable person, she and the Doctor worked very well together and they could have been great for each other had he had time after Rose.

But that’s just my opinion, thank you for coming to my very special Christmas Eve ted talk!

[kristinbayleigh]

Why do I feel when Bang Chan says “Hit you like a truck, ima make you fly” it 100% sound like some kind of innuendo, but when Minnie says it, it still sounds like an innuendo but also like he might actually hit you with a truck.

It doesn’t matter how prettily he sings it, ima still be wary if I see that fool behind the wheel of a truck.

Chaos is to Seungmin, as is an air fryer @ 425 for 20 mins is to Hyunjin

[kristinbayleigh]

So, what’s y’all’s anxiety decided to focus on today?

I’ll go first, so mine has decided to focus on the fact that I’ll never be able to find a man like Sanji from one piece. As if that’s not bad enough, I just started my fucking period so I’m almost in tears at this thinking about it.

I’m at work and the last thing I want to do is cry over a fictional man, because I’ll never find anyone like him ever.

But that’s my day so far and it’s only 1:30, but enough about me, how’s y’all’s day going?

[kristinbayleigh]

Ody replying “next to my wife” after Poseidon asked how he’s going to sleep at night when he gets back home, is honestly such a vibe like homeboy just wants to get back home.

[kristinbayleigh]

Can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped to see how many tiles I listened to epic.

Cause I know last year it said I listened to warrior of the mind like 60 something times and epic was one of my most played playlists.

[kristinbayleigh]

Okay, so normally I’m not Hera’s biggest fan but holy cow Hera in god games….damn, I’d toss her next child off Olympus for her, if she wanted me to.

[kristinbayleigh]

It’s 2024, why are y’all still shipping Harley and the joker?

Fictional relationship or not we should or be romanticizing a toxic, abusive relationship.

Also Harley and Ivy for life, no if and, or buts about that.

I will die on this hill and i fully believe my Roman Empire is making sure everyone knows that the joker is a horrible, unredeemable, monster, plain and simple.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk



[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

[kristinbayleigh]

Bruce is so the parent to tell his kids that if their friends ever need a place to stay the manors doors are always open. I mean sure he’s all grumpy and brooding but you can tell me that, that man doesn’t have a heart of gold, it just might need so polishing.

Also I 100% believe Dick has cried listening to “you’ll always find your way back home” from the Hannah Montana movie, bc you can’t tell me that Richard “Dramatic-ass” Grayson hasn’t seen every single episode of Hannah Montana.

[pinsandcats]

"Father ngl you are not currently slaying"

Headcanon: Damian only learned formal english in the league but while he lives with the Batfam he is constantly picking up slang from Tim and Steph. So over time he starts to speak in a weird combination of slang and formal english. He walks in the room one day after Steph was injured on a mission and says: "I believe Stephanie has girlbossed too close to the sun." Tim is convinced he's on something and Bruce has to look up what a Girlboss is. Steph is so proud and Jason is cackling in the background

[kristinbayleigh]

I never realized how much Jason looks like Bruce in the old comics.

If I were to see them standing side by side in public I would think they are biological father and son.

Also I don’t care what anyone says Bruce genuinely cares for these kids,and he can’t help if the writers do him dirty. Just look how proud he looks of Jaybird.

Also as an added little bonus!

And on that note all I can say is disrespectfully fuck the joker and fuck sheila for letting her son get beaten half to death with a crowbar

[kristinbayleigh]

It’s 5:40am and I’m laughing so hard I’m about to cry over the fact that levy really just said fuck it enemies to lovers💀

I really love that for her🫶🏻

[kristinbayleigh]

Never been so happy to have a book addiction and ADHD that causes me to forget why I came to the store and somehow always leads me to the book section

[gaycrackshipper]

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

[kristinbayleigh]

This feels like a personal attack.

[stileslittlebanshee]

I just… love the mess that is teen wolf so much. I love the cheap fights with techno music blasting, the funny way they extend their claws, the villains that turn into allies because there’s even worst enemies to defeat, the healing abilities that work or not depending on the plot, the friendship of Scott “I’m not letting him die” McCall and Stiles “Could you aT LEAST thiNK abOUt letting hiM DIE??” Stilinski, the non existent lights from season 5 to 6, the highs and lows of lacrosse, the coach and Greenberg, the random resurrections, ….I just…. there’s twin werewolves that merge into each other creating a big ass dude, there was a dude with a mouth on HiS hAND. I love teen wolf.