Remember That One Time I Shut Up? Me Either.

Down for hanging out in the woods Not sure if gay or mega gay Wearer of short shorts

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[beemble-bu-moving-deactivated20]

I’m just reblogging for the facts about lucky cats

[thatsamorayeel]

I’m just reblogging because c a t s

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

why do heterosexuals think unhealthy relationships are quirky and fun lol you aren’t supposed to hate your wife pals. buddos. guys. come on use ya brains

[syphilisaurus-rex]

[sixpenceee]

Routine

by sixpenceee user CockeyVonMurdertits

This was posted on sixpenceeestories.com for the May/June contest. Feel free to submit your creepy story or read other creepy stories.

She has the same routine every morning,

She wakes up, sits on the edge of her bed and looks out the window to see what the weather is like. She believes she can always judge how a day is going to go by what colour the sky is. Today it is a pale grey. She decides to be optimistic and call it silver, that would mean today would be okay. She puts on her slippers and her dressing gown and shuffles towards the door. It occurred to her, as it does every morning, that there is really no need to close her door at night as there is nobody else in the house.

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[waxenwolf-blog]

This is actually so sad wtf sixpenceee I wanted a creepy plot twist but instead I’m just sobbing

[augustlemons]

Wow that actually got me to cry a bit, now that is scary.

[primevideouk]

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

new trope idea: bury your gays in blankets

let them nap, give them cuddles, let them be happy

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[brachial-saur-blog]

THANK YOU

[bloodydifficult]

wait rlly guys

[krump-n-dump]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[child-egg]

so this just blew up on twitter with backup from several ppl mentioned (all of the ppl I’ve seen who were fired were POC/LGBT, none were cis men).

so apparently @buzzfeed has fired several of their (super amazing) video personalities/creatives, all of whom from what I’ve seen are POC/LGBT.

some ppl have not commented yet b/c apparently they have NDAs but the ones who don’t have spoken out.

Don’t support them by watching their videos if you can, don’t post/reblog them on tumblr, and 

please don’t apply for/accept a job there until this gets cleared up (assuming it ever does)

there’s a lot of tweets floating around but I’ll try my best to link to some sources, Gaby Dunn has been most vocal, god bless. 

first in the long string of tweets by Gaby: here

Jenny Lorenzo acknowledges: here

Brittney Ashley’s input: here

bonus input from herstory: here

[gabydunn-deactivated20200106]

dope, thanks for this

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

[justbadpuns]

This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Giggling haha gets me every time

[chainsawpunk]

I have almonds on my nightstand

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

is this the white version of formation 

[chainsawpunk]

KXNSNXJCALLSCM

[onlytwitterpics]

[cosmic-noir]

[be-blackstar]

It was me

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

same

[pleasedontcutily]

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

[masterheathcliff]

@isthatacalzone

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