Krusty Korter

Thanatos and Vessel shittiest bards this side of Baldur’s Gate

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THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK (pt.4)

may we see the numerous amount of fuckery Vessel started this session and the many times that we were playing bangers for the homies

Their band name is krusty korters

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This man is constantly gooped and gagged

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The boys on the nautiloid

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Thanatos, College of Lore Bard/Light Cleric of Ilmater

The second half of “krusty korter”, Thanatos (nickname Than) is the younger, stinkier brother. A bard just like Vessel, Thanatos flourishes in the spotlight but never for good reasons; always doing the worst thing possible for the attention it brings him. Chaotic neutral, he is the Captain Jack Sparrow of Baldur’s Gate, bedding and drinking alike. There is a coalition of his exes who are trying to get the man banned from the city, “Ex-Lover’s Against Krusty Korter’s Krustiest”. Thanatos is romancing Astarion, much to the vampire’s disappointment as he couldn’t care less about the boy’s band or their unhinged daily lives. During the Grymforge Thanatos has a religious experience and adds cleric to his classes, becoming a worshipper of Ilimater. He doesn’t stick to it very long but keeps it up just enough for the power, he thinks smiting people with the power of god is funny.

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Vessel, College of Swords Bard

Vessel is the oldest of the twins, and he sure acts like it. He prides himself on his looks, carefully applying his intense eyeliner and keeping his hair perfectly styled. The brothers are absolute chaos, but Vessel has his head on a little straighter than his brother. Between the two, he’s the one who can talk them out of the shit they get themselves in to. Vessel romances Karlach and he is obsessed with her immediately. This man will do any and everything for his fiery girl. Vessel loves chaos, but he does his best to do the right thing, trying to steer his brother down a better path.

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dads worst sons, moms bestest bois featuring hits like:

My girl is on fire and my mustache is gone

Gales soggy shoes

That pale gentleman (he’s a vampire)

16 fish heads and 1 bottle of wine