villain, i have done thy mother

kry / hey idiot, wanna see how hard i can scream into this void?

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[dear-ao3]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[coachwip]

Witchlight's most underrated Duo

They have such a sibling relationship lmao.

Like i think specifically of the scene where Twig was being held hostage by the vigilante toads in a sack. while the others were negotiating politics and they were playing a word game via telepathy Whilst Frost is sipping on wine glass. This is only one of my favorite Frost & Twig Sibling moments.

Episode 36 - 41:05 Comic picks up with head cannons where the interaction ends off lol.

ngl for some reason its harder to come up with words for Frost's/ Derek's game than i thought lmao.

[spookonlooks]

More Coalecroux because I love listening to this campaign while at work

[i-eat-dirt-20]

I’m very normal about this character

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[bugwars]

numbah one rule of headaches is keep looking at that screen and turn the brightness alllllllllll the way up… and a little electronic music couldn’t hurt.. if that’s your style

[wolfythewitch]

I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put to my lips the hands of the man who killed my son.

(1/2)

[heshestarlight]

(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[manglestar]

looks like mama