A Lot Of Everything

[pineappical]

rocky smoke that shit statement

[rpfisfine]

[natalieironside]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[t00thpasteface]

me if i was a lobsta

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[kilgarraara]

watch you sleep. keep you safe.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[too-mny-bones]

transgender batman

[cheddar-cheese-enthusiast]

on my way to watch 372647372 billion different movies so that i can fully maximize my project hail mary ryan gosling cinematic universe experience on ao3

[avianavii]

aborted space whale voice: waooooöo

[too-mny-bones]

this is how we resolve the duck duck goose vs duck duck gray duck dilemma

[avianavii]

This is the future liberals want and it’s sick

[avianavii]

aborted space whale voice: waooooöo

[too-mny-bones]

this is how we resolve the duck duck goose vs duck duck gray duck dilemma

[avianavii]

This is the future liberals want and it’s sick

[avianavii]

aborted space whale voice: waooooöo

[irradiatedsnakes]

you cant just say that man