rocky smoke that shit statement
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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rocky smoke that shit statement
Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life
get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all
me if i was a lobsta
I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him
watch you sleep. keep you safe.
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway
Opposable thumbs are handy
transgender batman
on my way to watch 372647372 billion different movies so that i can fully maximize my project hail mary ryan gosling cinematic universe experience on ao3
aborted space whale voice: waooooöo
this is how we resolve the duck duck goose vs duck duck gray duck dilemma
This is the future liberals want and it’s sick
aborted space whale voice: waooooöo
this is how we resolve the duck duck goose vs duck duck gray duck dilemma
This is the future liberals want and it’s sick
aborted space whale voice: waooooöo
you cant just say that man