Bitchcraft

Meh Snapchat: krisclouds

[countkittycula]

“Men can’t get pregnant” God forbid a woman dreams.

[giselsann]

Someone needs to keep an eye on this kid.

[razmerry]

"dc is darker" "marvel has more fantasy" "dc is mystery and marvel is sci fi - " all of you are wrong. dc comics is when a man has black hair and blue eyes. marvel comics is when a man has blonde hair and blue eyes.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Why would you give a gun to Bob?!

Yelena: He said he felt unsafe!

Walker: Well now I feel unsafe!

Yelena:

Walker:

Yelena: [reaching into her coat] You want a gun?

[angel1111amelia]

“u got snap?” i have an adress where u can send me flowers and love letters u mf act like a real grown man.

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[catbritta]

i love listening to song on repeat!!!!! reblog if you love listening to song on repeat!!!!!!!!!

[arinavah]

haircut

[insaneption]

little redraws of one of the frames

[curlypinkcutie]

This is so beautiful

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[candlesear]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[sushik9]

just wrapped up my playthrough of HL a few days ago and Sebastian just became my new favorite even though i kinda find the narrative of this game really sucks... 😇

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[radioinactivity]

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

[dzukika]

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]