“Men can’t get pregnant” God forbid a woman dreams.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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Show & Tell
almost home
ojovivo
YOU ARE THE REASON
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Mike Driver
todays bird

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
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@krysclouds
“Men can’t get pregnant” God forbid a woman dreams.
Someone needs to keep an eye on this kid.
"dc is darker" "marvel has more fantasy" "dc is mystery and marvel is sci fi - " all of you are wrong. dc comics is when a man has black hair and blue eyes. marvel comics is when a man has blonde hair and blue eyes.
Walker: Why would you give a gun to Bob?!
Yelena: He said he felt unsafe!
Walker: Well now I feel unsafe!
Yelena:
Walker:
Yelena: [reaching into her coat] You want a gun?
“u got snap?” i have an adress where u can send me flowers and love letters u mf act like a real grown man.
thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
It can happen to the
of us
It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times
what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
i love listening to song on repeat!!!!! reblog if you love listening to song on repeat!!!!!!!!!
haircut
little redraws of one of the frames
This is so beautiful
Things are happening on reddit
she’s right
that’s her. the Task Manager
just wrapped up my playthrough of HL a few days ago and Sebastian just became my new favorite even though i kinda find the narrative of this game really sucks... 😇
so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture
we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post