len'alas lath'din

[effielovesapples]

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

[studentlifeproblems]

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[beachdeath]

i’m rewatching the office and this scene absolutely knocked me tf out

[spector]

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

[candlenightz]

[ok-dingo]

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

[pencewrites]

Chapter 12: Cast Iron

I just posted Chapter 12 “Cast Iron” to my fic Daydreamer (A Reed900 fic).

This is a Connor-centric chapter featuring a weird fight scene, nerdy quotes, and brief mentions of a doughnut eating bet.

You can check out the latest chapter here!

Preview: (aka, small unimportant part that made me chuckle)

“Eating and taste were impossibilities for the android. He’d “eaten” a doughnut to help Hank win a bet–only to sit up for hours with his chest cavity open as he scrubbed his components clean of the sticky, caramelized mess.”

[okaymad]

[womanifesting]

This is the meme content I like to see

[astrangertomykin]

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

*dragonborn goes to help arvel the swift*

frostbite spider:

[captainignis]

The Scout from TF2 is real and there are two of them on earth right now

[captainignis]

[showerthoughts-lol]

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[rebelmeg]

My mine has literally NEVER gone to cars.

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[boota]

the russian government… made this??

[suburbanwildernessdeity]

oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications

[slimetony]

Why can’t you be happy for me

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]