Definitely not a bunch of scorpions in a coat

Queer, He/They, Utah, Black Lives Matter, Vegetarian. History, Pokemon, DnD, Animals, Mythology, Queer Things, Assorted Nonsense.

[kosmogrl]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[dreams85andmore]

[markholas]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[fandom-man]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[maliketh]

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[outsidewolves]

[mewwon]

i don’t like when men get too buff. it’s just distracting how obvious it is that you put so much time and effort into it when you should be doing other stuff instead like meditating and cultivating your buddha nature

[natureell]

[important-animal-images]

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[inwardhardar]

[pankendev]

why i never

[pankendev]

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[goth-queen]

[wawa-pi-wawa-pi-wawa]

wik msa kʰəpit-kəmtəks ɬush msa miɬayt kakwa tənəs x̣luyma ukuk-san