The Brightest Spark

Bi. 25 yo. Venezuela. Virgo. Talk to me! Call me José. My Face in #Selfie ❤️ @damnerd. // I will not follow nor respond to any blogs with no self pictures

[dgolden-boy]

Alexa play When did you get hot

[dgolden-boy]

When I was being recruited for my job, one of my now-colleagues was like "the boss said I should try to seduce you, but I walked down the hall, talked to you for five minutes, and realised I was wasting my time with seduction"

What kind of job is this? 😭 That's just wild. So sorry

[dgolden-boy]

One time this guy at work seen me get out of my car and walk into work and the next day looked me in the eye and said, “you look like you drive a Subaru”

Wow, the audacity! Should've said: You look like you should mind your own business!!

[dgolden-boy]

fragrantica clocked my fag ass when I was reading reviews of a perfume I liked by saying it’s scent was a bit too unisex

Oop they got ya pal!

[dgolden-boy]

In spirit of pride I hope you clock some tea and some gags.

I know my tea was clocked today when I sent a screenshot of a conversation I had with a friend, to that same friend 🙃 PRAY FOR ME

[dgolden-boy]

Also, to make me feel better send anons or DMs telling me about that time they clocked your T

[dgolden-boy]

In spirit of pride I hope you clock some tea and some gags.

I know my tea was clocked today when I sent a screenshot of a conversation I had with a friend, to that same friend 🙃 PRAY FOR ME

[dogpuppy]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[segamascott]

[maureen2musings]

One of the craziest things I’ve ever photographed! Maui, Hawaii

ericrubens

[bleach]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[segamascott]

[sandmandaddy69]

[dgolden-boy]

you should start a nsfw twitter/bsky need to see that dick in action 🙈

Oh yeah? Maybe I should open an only fans 🤪 God knows I need the money

[dgolden-boy]

Just had a wet dream of you and had to jerk off thinking of the nasty things we did in my head <3

Ooo nice ;)