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$LAYYYTER
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JBB: An Artblog!
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noise dept.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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phones love to turn on weird new features for no reason.
this morning my phone started vibrating when it's picked up. what? who asked for that feature? why is it on by default? my phone is always in vibration mode so every time I picked my phone up I'm like oh new message? but there was no new message. it was vibtating because it was picked up. out of nowhere. stop that??
Girl hell they're wildly misinterpreting a post of mine on curatedtumblr again
Which one is it this time?
The one where I use the word "dog" as an example of how much you can pedantically pick apart the definition of any noun, but we only apply it to gender related words to be transphobic
Ppl on reddit are saying the post is dumb because they can define dog in their long, verbose comments. Which just add another layer of terms to define. And are endlessly arguing about why "dog" is a bad example. All the while adding complexity and alternates to definition of dog. Which is proving the point that you can pedantically add to any definition.
here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!
try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution
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I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday
Why are you eating hay?
They keep giving it to me?
Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?
i could go for that right now actually
youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people
Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday
This is what half the images on the SCP Wiki look like.
lesbian who warns you shes a bit clingy at first but then you wake up the next morning with her chained to you because shes worried youll leave her so you have to stay with her but its kind of endearing even tho shes unhealthily obsessed. send tumble
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN
