Person A:Ā āYou know (Person B), we make one hell of a team.ā
Person C:Ā āHell, being the operative word.ā

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Person A:Ā āYou know (Person B), we make one hell of a team.ā
Person C:Ā āHell, being the operative word.ā
āI LOVE that game!ā (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
Princesses donāt marry kitchen boys.
My name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for BACK ON MY BULLSHIT
honestly at this point they should just euthanize me
my tummy ache went away. post cancelled
#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edwardās family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy
the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph
you aren't obsessed with me? that's cringe, bruh
i take it back. i take it all back.
āYou say āI love youā too much.ā
How loved you must be,
To believe love has a limitā
How lucky you are,
to have always known a parentās love,
to have confessed and received one in turn,
to have seen gentleness instead of hostility.
What a privileged life you have led,
To believe there is an excess to love!
The First
content warning: sexual content
summary: sheās never taken or sent a nude image before. sheās trying it now
category: smut
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The reflection in the mirror sends her body trembling. Itās equal parts thrilling and nerve wracking and disgusting. Her fingertips trail along the freckles on her arms, the stretch marks on her thighs, the hair around her bellybutton. A hard swallow presses onto her throat.
It shouldnāt be such a big deal. Heās seen her naked in person before ā heās touched her, licked her, told her over and over again how good she tastes ā so why does sending him a photo terrify her?
The clock on the wall reads 11:39AM. Heās at work now. Probably at his desk, counting down the minutes until his lunch break. Her eyes close against her naked form in the mirror and instead she imagines him there, at his desk. Fingers raking through his hair. The veins pop in his arms. Sometimes, he rubs the back of his neck. It reminds her of the sensation of his fingers against her own neck. The featherlight touches that induce goosebumps and remind her how soft love can be. The hard grips that smother the oxygen from her lungs, telling her without words how painful ā how gloriously painful ā love can be.
Her hand caresses her neck. She follows its curves, the bumps, the slopes. She pretends itās his hand. In her fantasy, sheās already taken the picture, sent it. Delivered. The vibration of his phone pulls him away from the figures on his computer screen. He reads her name, notes the image attachment. Smiling already because itās her, but curious why sheās texting him right now. Then he opens it. The lighting is perfect, the angling Instagram worthy ā not a single edit needed.
And his jaw drops. Before he hastily realizes exactly what stares at him from his phone. He hides the screen, protecting it from any wandering eyes. Curled around his phone like itās a secret treasure, his eyes rake the image there. He drinks in the swells of her breasts, nipples erect, begging for his mouth to suck and pull on them. The curves at her waist encourage his eyes lower. To her waiting womanhood. He imagines the feel, the taste. If only she had taken a close-up, he muses, then I could see if sheās dripping ā for me. At last, he gazes at her face. Her eyes seduce him, asking him if he likes it, demanding that he want it. Her lips are parted ever so slightly. And he imagines sliding his penis into her waiting mouth. Her lips clasp around the sensitive tip, her tongue drags over it. Saliva coats him. Sheās tight and wet and a groan vibrates at the back of her throat ā
And heās moaning out loud at his work desk. Too late ā the soundās out ā he realizes heās in public. At work, no less. But the image flickering on his phone taunts him, entices him, excites him. He adjusts in his chair. He rakes his fingers through his hair in an attempt to distract from his growing erection. It doesnāt work. Not when sheās there, naked, on his phone. The first nude sheās ever sent. The first one sheās ever taken.
She snaps out of the reverie, her breathing more labored than before, her hand wandering her body. Her eyes land on the mirror again. She canāt help but wince slightly. But with another deep breath, she relaxes. Perhaps there is something worth worshipping among the folds of her skin. He certainly worships her.
Straightening her shoulders, she grips her phone and opens the camera. Through the mirrorās reflection and her phone camera lens, sheās ā well, sheās no Instagram model. The lighting is wrong, and she cannot, for the life of her, figure out the angle. Every pose looks unnatural. It highlights some new flaw that makes her unbearably self-conscious.
Sighing, her body sinks to the ground. Maybe she should give up. Thereās a reason sheās never taken a nude photo of herself. Maybe she should stick to tradition.
Until she looks up and sees herself sprawled on the floor in front of the mirror. It offers a glimpse of her womanhood, still wet from her previous daydream. It boasts her breasts. Before she can think twice, she raises her camera and snaps a photo.
Eager, she practically pushes her face against the screen to scrutinize the image. She doesnāt instantly hate it. And she figures heāll love it (she couldāve sent the worst nude ever, and heād love it simply for the fact that she was naked). And so, holding her breath, she sends it to him. She captions it, āthinking of you ā”ā
And still nestled on the floor, she vanishes into reverie again, of him touching himself to the image of her. To the first nude sheās ever sent. The first sheās ever taken.
Tamaki, apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.---
Hikaru: What's that?
Tamaki: Remorse code
Hikaru: I'm even angrier now
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!
REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS
Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.
Now reblog this cowards
[OHSHC] ep. 2
The Job of a High School Host!
https://mamot.fr/@setthemfree/106014810050613790
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/google-testing-its-controversial-new-ad-targeting-tech-millions-browsers-heres
For alternatives.
Firefox remains best in show in the category of ābrowsers that wonāt do this bullshit.ā Itās got a long, long history of trust, a sizable userbase, and a decent amount of privacy built in, with more extensions and customization options than youāll ever need. However, note that it can sometimes perform slowly, especially with a lot of tabs open.
Opera is a slightly lesser-known browser, and my personal main browser for day-to-day use. It has a built-in VPN (though this can be slow at times), adblocker, and anti-tracking tools, with more available via extensions. Operaās userbase is slightly smaller, so overall less extensions are available than Firefox, and (in my experience) it generally needs a few settings to be tweaked on first startup to make it comfortable to use (notably, the keyboard shortcuts are different from chrome/firefox).
DuckDuckGo is a privacy-focused search engine that also has (at least) a mobile browser (for Android devices). Iām not honestly sure if they have a desktop or Apple version, but the mobile browser provides many similar safety features to Opera. I find Opera more convenient for casual browsing, but if youāre very conscious of online security, DuckDuckGo might be the way to go.
Microsoft Edge exists. Donāt use it.
Please do yourself a favor and stop using Chrome!
Ecosia isnāt Chrome based, right? thatās what ive been using, for the trees, and it says it doesnāt save your history but i wanted to check
Iām afraid so. And based on many other Chrome based browser scandals, I donāt trust it.
dammit. ill download firefox then :/ thanks for letting me know
edit: how do you actually download it
edit edit: wHY does it send me to GOOGLE, IMMEDIATELY upon downloading it????? like i have the app and it says āfirefox browserā and itās talking all about how secure it is etc but the little rainbow G icon is right next to the actual browser and theres a link right to Google on the firefox homepage how do i stop that
So from my understanding Firefox uses Google but it blocks all the trackers
that makes sense! ty!! i ended up changing the default browser to duckduckgo anyway (and deleted google and amazon off of the browser options anyway) but i appreciate it!!! (im afraid this all becomes null and void with me using only gmail as all of my email accs but thereās not much i can really do anything about that. hopefully firefox will block gmail from seeing my searches through the gmail account i used to sign in :///)
Iād recommend Protonmail, as a substitute for gmail. Itās a Swiss based end-to-end encrypted email service that is expanding to Proton-calander and Proton-drive with their paid version. Their ProtonVPN also has a free version with limited locations. They also have apps for both android and apple.
To boost Firefox, Iād add-on-
Facebook Container- isolates your Facebook activity from the rest of your web activity in order to prevent Facebook from tracking you outside of the Facebook website via third party cookies.
HTTPS Everywhere- Many sites on the web offer some limited support for encryption over HTTPS, but make it difficult to use. For instance, they may default to unencrypted HTTP, or fill encrypted pages with links that go back to the unencrypted site.
Privacy Badger automatically learns to block invisible trackers. Instead of keeping lists of what to block, Privacy Badger automatically discovers trackers based on their behavior.
Privacy Possum monkey wrenches common commercial tracking methods by reducing and falsifying the data gathered by tracking companies.
uBlock Origin is not an āad blockerā, itās a wide-spectrum content blocker with CPU and memory efficiency as a primary feature.
Firefox Multi-Account Containers lets you carve out a separate box for each of your online lives ā no more opening a different browser just to check your work email! Here is a quick video showing you how it works. Under the hood, it separates website storage into tab-specific Containers. Cookies downloaded by one Container are not available to other Containers. With the Firefox Multi-Account Containers extension, you canā¦
Sign in to two different accounts on the same site. For example, you could sign in to work email and home email in two different Container tabs.
Keep different kinds of browsing far away from each other (for example, you might use one Container tab for managing your Checking Account and a different Container tab for searching for new songs by your favorite band)
Avoid leaving social-network footprints all over the web (for example, you could use a Container tab for signing in to a social network, and use a different tab for visiting online news sites, keeping your social identity separate from tracking scripts on news sites)
Enhancer for YouTubeā¢-Ā Built to get the most out of YouTube, this extension comes packed with all sorts of features that allow you, among other things, to manage ads as you wish, control the playback speed and the volume level with the mouse wheel, automate repetitive tasks such as selecting the appropriate playback quality, configure dozens of keyboard shortcuts to control YouTube like a pro, and much more.
Decentraleyes- Protects you against tracking through āfreeā, centralized, content delivery.
Protects privacy by evading large delivery networks that claim to offer free services.
Complements regular blockers such as uBlock Origin (recommended), Adblock Plus, et al.
Works directly out of the box; absolutely no prior configuration required.
Bitwarden- A secure and free password manager for all of your devices. Bitwarden is the easiest and safest way to store all of your logins and passwords while conveniently keeping them synced between all of your devices.
Several of these also have companion versions in Firefox mobile.
If you are interested in other trustworthy add-ons, this icon shows that the add-on is an editorially curated extension that meet the highest standards of security, functionality, and user experience. Firefox staff, along with community participation, selects each extension and manually reviews them for security and policy compliance before they receive Recommended status.
Good luck! @ or message me if you need anything else.
Edit: Iād make a firefox account so you can log in and sync tabs/bookmarks across devices.
holy shit this is insane thank you so much!!!
Long post but very useful addons. Press j to skip
Silence me any day š (flicker warning + headphones recommended !)