The City Reader

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[which-hat]

i just realized that Qifrey did the exact opposite of hoping a baby will save the marriage. maybe a kid will make us miserable. oops no wait i love the kid and you still love me. well maybe one more will do. maybe just one more. maybe just one m

[mikkeneko]

#he even picked two ''''problem children'''' (mistreated kids) (two afaik - /*shirahama waiting with a brick labelled 'tetia backstory'*)#just to make sure he wouldn't have an easy and relaxing time with it#but no dice. he's good at this so they're all doing fine - via @sauvechouris

And you know he was poised to sweep up Eunie, too, if not for the whole. Wolf thing.

[spiritsonic]

The dullahan rides again

[things-from-strings]

🕸BEHOLD MY BOY!!!🕸

after who knows how many months of puzzling out the geometry, running out of the right colors, & feeling like i'd NEVER be done making flower motifs, HERE HE IS!! in all his orange glory!!

the cutest, sweetest, most huggable spider in the WORLD!!! ✨️💖🕷💖✨️

his name is Arson 🔥🥰🔥

[cosmonautroger]

[jabberwockypie]

Me: I don't know, maybe I was overstating how bad my migraines are to the neurologist. :-/

My best friend:

[jabberwockypie]

#THIS BITCH #do you know how many times a week this winter she got a migraine??? #Or this spring? #THIS SUMMER? #CALL OUT POST#between this and 'well maybe I don't have asthma and am just choosing to wheeze for aesthetic purposes' #I will be inflicting one million 'well maybe I could talk if I just tried harder' DON'T TEST ME (tags via @arinrowan)

Arin did you just turn MY post into a callout post?

[arinrowan]

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

[jabberwockypie]

#for every note this gets op has 1(one) day where she's not allowed to say maybe her disabilities what disable her are fake or made up (@arinrowan again)

I don't think you can do that?

[arinrowan]

Can I do that?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

[camilieroart-reblog]

Op I have migraines what the fuck is the clinically significant number of migraines post and can I have it please for I am Concerned™️

[arinrowan]

tl;dr if you have more than 4 bad headaches a month the International headache society recommends going on preventative medication to treat it. Yes, four a month. No, it still counts if you have to think really hard if your migraines are 'bad'.

edit: if you only have 'one' headache that lasts for four days, THAT STILL COUNTS AS FOUR.

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[faustique]

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

[vulcanautus]

exhaust

[middlepeep]

Ok I caved and made them kith

[pmamtraveller]

Fate, by Hugo Lederer c.1905.

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[memories-of-ancients]

Bronze figurine of a boar, Byzantine, 6th century AD

from The Harvard Art Museums

[aweekerfuffle]

You're a doctor. You've been taught the phrase "first, do no harm."

A patient comes in with a flesh eating bacteria that is rapidly spreading up their leg. The only way to save their life is to remove their leg.

So what do you do? To help the patient is to accept that you must also harm them.

You're a good doctor. Of course you remove the leg and save the patient's life, because trying to exercise a choice that will result in no harm is impossible where there are only two bad outcomes, but one is unquestionably worse.

This post is for for leftists in the US who still think either not voting or going with a protest vote in the next two major election cycles is an acceptable choice, when you know full well the Republican will cause more harm.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Throwback to when Victims of Communism revealed Lenin came back from the dead to exile Trotsky

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

proof marxism-leninism is an immortal science

[karvina]

he just had a letter labeled “open january 10 1928” and after he died they opened it and inside it said “fuck trotsky gay ass”

[depsidase]