Who is to rule? @kuningannasansa - Tumblr Blog

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

shadovvheart

the sea goddess ˖°𓇼🌊⋆

#dragon age #isabela

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

itsacoffeemug

I'm procrastinating writing my fics as usual so I made these :D

#oh typical #targaryens #akotsk #hotd

edwinadaily

2026 COLOR CHALLENGE ✦ February & Pink | insp x x x x ↳ Happy birthday @stackhousesookie ‎💕

The Diamond & the Prince: A Bridgerton Story

#i wish!!#bridgerton #edwina sharma #charithra chandran #prince friedrich

innerchildabortionclinic

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

ikarons

increasingly digging in on my position of How Can You Not Like Elthina. she’s manipulative she wields passivity and benevolence like weapons she’s super mega evil but like basically no more evil than the institution she serves. the only thing that really distinguishes her from any other grand cleric is the skill she brought to the position. if she weren’t there kirkwall would be completely different. if she weren’t there kirkwall would be exactly the same. she calls her knight commander a good girl in public

ikarons

all i’m saying is if we all get one obviously evil woman whose hill to die on i’m picking the one who let anders plead with her at length about please Please fixing just Any One of the systemic issues currently ruining his life and then went. well anyway<3 feel better soon :(<3

#she is insanely well written for sure #to the point some people totally miss that she's evil #grand cleric elthina #dragon age

dhaaruni

This is very good

stupiddykehag

How it feels complaining at you guys

thecopperkidd

Special templar training!

#there's a shield in your hand block with it!#if this woman were your enemy you'd be dead #cullen rutherford #meredith stannard #dragon age #you can't say he didnt learn his lesson

homunculus-argument

New thought:

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

#give hürrem sultan a kangaroo so it can punch her enemies in the face

greatviolenceonthatthang

eating concrete thinking about flintmadi. it took this woman 24 hours of uninterrupted flint time to realise he was just a man, perpetually caught in grief. john silver couldn't do that shit in 9 months

#madi #james flint #john silver #black sails