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i do not answer dms, blog mostly abandoned

[kunoichi-kame]

my bf has an interesting philosophy abt relationships bc he believes that if i break up w him (note we're hs sweethearts, so each other's firsts) i have to get w a woman and i thought this was just backhanded homophobia/mysoginy but then he told me that he believes everyone should only have 1 shot w each gender and he must date a guy after me. a non binary fella is a grey zone, but presumably only one shot. so everyone only gets 2-3 shots at a relationship in his eyes. what does this mean.

[mcnostril]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[justsomeditzyblonde]

I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[quoth-de-crow]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 15 hours 59 minutes

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[kunoichi-kame]

Steven Universe lasted 6 years and 4 months. It has now been over for almost 6 years and 4 months. what the fuck

[brellstudiosart]

Finally finished the sonic sanrio sticker sets! I have two secret designs, but i'm gonna save those for the keychain set

etsy

[sinnohqueen]

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[jotaro-kuujo]

This is literally so true tho, the only men who were ultimately comfortable with me being emotionally vulnerable with them or being emotionally vunerable with me were queer men and I myself am queer so the straights were NOT having that.

And like

Nobody thinks about cock more than straight men, and for evidence of this all you need to do is look at the comments of almost any woman content creator on the internet bc you will find straight men in her comments discussing whether or not she actually has a penis. Straight men will see a beautiful woman and immediately start thinking about penis, worrying that this woman they're attracted to MAY POSSIBLY have one, therefore making them gay.

Straight men constantly unironically say shit that is on the level of "Fellas is it gay to be attracted to women?" like recently I saw a thread of men discussing how going on dates with women is gay like......... What are we doing, guys? A couple decades ago, going on as many dates as possible with as many women as possible was the only way to prove you were heterosexual and now even that's not good enough. Straight men are haunted by the spectre of gay sex

[cheesenames]

he's so funny

[paulinagilart]

palpatine, giggling to himself: sheevs you sly dog you’ve done it again

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I think every night palps has an hour where he seals himself up in a soundproof room and thinks of all the games he played that day, and laughs and laughs and kicks his feet

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexhaver]

found someone on reddit who says they have a "special interest" in porn parodies of major IPs but they seem extremely deadass about it. apparently their metric for whether a story has enough women in it is if the porn parody needs to genderbend a male character to have the gender ratios work out. on a related note Jesse is a woman in the main Breaking Bad porn parody, which allegedly has Walt as a film studies professor in CA when the governor outlaws porn so his "breaking bad" moment is shooting porn with Jesse

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[gen4]

Nintendo DSi

The Nintendo DSi is able to connect to an online store similar to the Wii Shop Channel,called the DSi Shop. Users will be able to download DSiWare games and applications to the internal memory or the SD card of the user’s DSi system. The DSi will be released in Japan on November 1

Long wait for Australia to get this product zZzZzZ

[bunjywunjy]

pass this post GENTLY it’s a priceless relic of the First Age

[aluminumfox]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING