kuolema's den

first-born unicorn/hardcore soft porn

[emeraldsurfffer]

[tovelo1987]

[filmgifs]

There is nothing better than some hot bread and butter… OBVIOUS CHILD (2014) dir. Gillian Robespierre

[saphrin]

Van Der Linde Gang As Salem The Cat

Arthur:

Micah:

Javier:

John: 

Kieran:

Sadie:

Bill:

[dickheaddutch]

Chapter 5 in a nutshell

[aleksikesa]

Parenting 101

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[screwthisnaming]

CONSTANTINE GETS FUCKED BY LOCAL SHARK VILLIAN MORE AT 11

[weirdnessisgood]

[scab1-deactivated20170820]

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[shybairnsget-nowt]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

[problematiq]

Then you’ve learned nothing. - No, I’ve learned everything. And I’ve had to learn it on my own.

[filmografie]

Film poster for Egon Schiele: Exzesse (1980), dir. Herbert Vesely 

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[paintedmesgolden]

5 Seconds of Summer OLD ME (2020)

[marvel-lous-things]

life often imitates art

[mamalazzer]

Behind the Scenes of Stan Lee’s first MCU cameo (x)

[weshouldnevermeet]

College Gothic

You wake up. Someone is screaming. Someone is always screaming. “What are they celebrating?” you ask your roommate. They don’t know. No one ever knows.

It’s finals week. Your final begins at 8 AM in room 100 of the main hall. You finish your final and stand up, only to find yourself waiting outside of room 100 with other anxious students. It is 7:54 AM. You don’t remember walking here.

You buy another Red Bull with the last change in your pocket. “That’ll be $3.57″ the cashier says. You stare at her. She works here all the time. You cannot remember seeing another cashier.

It’s time to enroll in classes and the enrollment system is down. You call the school’s IT department. “But it says you’re already enrolled,” they say. You check your account. You are not enrolled. You have never been enrolled.

“Try the library,” the girl suggests when the study room is full. Exhausted, you wander around the study room for hours. When you finally find an empty seat, a girl in a lime green sweater rushes over and sits down. The chair creaks. She sat at the last empty desk you found. She’s sat at every empty desk you’ve found.

You pose for a picture with the school mascot. “Help me,” he whispers through his mask. You look startled, and the student holding the camera grimaces. The next week, the school unveils a new mascot uniform. It doesn’t have a mouth.

You’re shotgunning a beer when someone pushes it away and forces a new beer down your throat. You cannot stop drinking. You wait for dawn to come. You are suddenly 90% beer.