Kurkules, the strongest of the Gods.

[whosagentlebutch]

“Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.”

— Rumi   (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[oomshi]

[incorrectspideypoolquotes]

“I didn’t hit puberty, I just kinda… shook it’s hand”

— Peter Parker

[oomshi]

[methhomework]

[excima]

Block him

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[intoasylum]

[mrblakemitchell]

is… is this bisexual awareness?

[100-manslayer]

[dovahqueen4]

Every time

[backdoorteenmom]

why are these literally my vocals

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

[southdownswitch]

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

[hummingbird-hooligan]

please share with us the secrets

[southdownswitch]

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

[legacy-sweet]

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

[notlindsay]

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

[sandandglass]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[leftboob-enthusiast]

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am