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Times are dire. Charlie is resorting to blood sacrifices…

I wonder what went through Max's head when everyone was leaving the inside door open for 10 laps with 11 cars then a brunette monegasque came up in front of him and pushed him away from the inside without pushing him off the track, only left the outside for Max to take, and so closely braked in front of him to net let him get inside and Max had to follow him patiently waiting to attack for 10 laps like ahh

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rondennisapologist

I just learned that when fernando served as GPDA director (news 1) from 2006 to 2010 (news 2), mark did too (news 3) and now all I can think of is mark dealing with various parties while holding fernando like a gremlin on a leash, subtly threatening to unleash him on them if he doesn't get what he wants

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also, 2006-2010?? this covers both spygate AND crashgate. imagine fernando trying to act as a GPDA director when everyone in the room knows that he was DIRECTLY involved in those. hilarious

thearchercore

the interaction is now unlocked from both pov's

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Lando: Max, download the Duo update and we can play after. Charles: Is Max any good at this? Lando: It's Fewtrell, not Verstappen. Verstappen is not any good at this. Charles: Max is very good at it. Fewtrell. Lando: Yeah. Almost as good as me, I think.

maxz-b

genuinely gun to my head i could not have come up with a funnier line-up for a podium like we really got soon to be 4 time wdc max verstappen, a guy he got into a physical altercation with, an ex-teammate who lasted less than a season next to him, and those two were also once childhood friends who had a mystery falling out and now cannot interact in a normal human being way anymore? hELLO i am howling

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George: I got asked in an interview yesterday, Charles, if I had any good stories about you and Alex and the story that came to mind was the one of me, you and Harrison Scott at the WSK Final Cup in 2011 when we were at the hotel in the swimming pool and then we went, when we went to the steam room... Do you remember? To the sauna, to the sauna. Charles: ..And what happened there? George: Do you not remember? Don't, I'm not gonna repeat it.

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Charles Leclerc in Top Gun Canal+ Supersonique

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Lando: I'm just making my burger while playing COD. Crimsix: What kind of burger? Lando: Turkey burger. Crimsix: Oh, there, there we go. Wait. Yeah, that, you guys gotta eat healthy all the time, huh? Charles: Yeah. Look Lando. Lando, laughing: What do you mean? Look, mate? Charles: Mate. You're just doing a burger! Lando: Nothing wrong with a turkey burger. Charles: Oh. And the bread, mate? Lando, yelling: I'm sorry, mate! Do you not have any bread? What do you eat? Fricking-- lettuce all day? Charles, laughing: Yes, mate. Lando: No, you do not. Don't give me that. Lettuce. What you on about mate! Charles: Lettuce, white pasta, chicken, but white pasta-- Lando: You eat pasta? Oh, all those carbs? Oh, damn.

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Crimsix: I have a question. Uh, dude, I'm sorry, I'm probably being annoying as shit. Lando: No. Crimsix: How's, uh, so I'm gonna be honest. Don't get mad. Lando: Yeah? Crimsix: Daniel's my favorite. Charles: Daniel, you said? Crimsix: Yeah, one second-- [silence as they focus on the video game.] Crimsix: Anyways, I feel like, I feel like Daniel is either fucking hilarious 100% of the time or like, he's-- Charles: He's very funny. Lando: Yeah... he is. Crimsix: He's funny? Charles: Yeah. Crimsix: Here's the other thing, I don't wanna like, I could see him being a douche too. Lando: He probably is! Crimsix: Yeah, I knew I liked that fool, dude. I knew it. Exactly. Yeah. He's a clown, man. Charles: Actually, actually, there are some drivers that are different on TV, than what they are in reality. Crimsix: You won't, you won't say them. Lando: You can see Charles. Absolute muppet, but as you know, as soon as he's got like a little TV or a camera in front of him, he, he, he, he acts like he does now, like tries to be nice and-- Charles: Exactly. Exactly. But actually, Daniel is not one of these guys. He's, he's a very nice guy.

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Lando: Watch out for the desync! Ugh. Charles: No! Lando: You can't do that. There is so much desync in this game, you can't sit still on someone. You have to pitch to them. Charles: You're speaking to me as if I was a pro. What is desync? Crimsix, a professional COD player: Desync? Lando: Like, if-- Crimsix: Actually, I don't know what that means. What is that? Lando: I... don't know. Crimsix: You've heard [another professional COD streamer] say it and you're just repeating it, huh?

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George: Lando, how can I customize my car? I want to make mine to look as cool as yours. Lando: Go into 'Garage'. George: I want to be as cool as you in reality as well. Lando: I know, I know, I know. I get that a lot. [...] Charles, randomly: My name Jeff. George, laughing: Mate. I was not expecting that. I love it. I just love it.