Old soul, young at heart...

I just like to derp around on the internets. Post things that make me laugh. Follow me on Instagram: Pocomomo_play

[grav3yardgirl]

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[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[kuropop]

Boom.

[tomorrow-therell-b-more-of-us]

[babyanimalgifs]

me: i’m not clingy me ten minutes later:

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[septiccommunity]

Go out there, enjoy yourself, make the most of what you have because none of us know how long we have on this plane of existence, none of us know what lies beyond this; this state of being; a lot of us wish for things that are beyond this, a lot of us are waiting for that, but we dont know and because we dont know, i say that, that makes trying worth it right now. You can wait all you want for great things to happen, but why not to try to make them happen right now, because none of us know whats going to happen tomorrow. So, try your best right now and what you have in this situation that youre in at this moment in time, you dont have to do amazing things, but as long as youre trying your best to make the most of it then thats a success in my mind, so just dont take anything for granted.

— Jacksepticeye (via septiccommunity)

[thedgeofsleep]

literally within minutes of each other.

[heyheyhaley]

“So, hows life going for you?”

[kuropop]

Hey! Look what showed up! Neat. Thank you @markiplier and team for all the hard work you put in. This was a fun way for others to support the charities. ✨👍✨

[throwbackshortie-deactivated202]

THE WILHELM SCREAM I’M DECEASED

video: THE SELF SUSTAINED MAN | Subnautica #44 

[therealjacksepticeye]

A soldier was lost this day!

[bowielust]

David Bowie on his obsessively knowledgeable fan-base:

(X)

[knzorose-blog]

This is so awesome

[the-bowieologist]

[lunarbaboon]

lunarbaboon facebook twitter patreon webtoons

[chroniclesofpanem]

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

[petshed-blog]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.