obsessed with the fact that tamora pierce is so incapable of writing anything but Lawful Good heroes that even her prince of thieves is a pretty law-abiding dude
most other roguish thief characters: i’ll stab anyone’s back. yours. your dog’s. my own. im so tough i’ll flip off the Fantasy Cops. im the fucker who stole the shirt right off your back, can’t have shit in Fantasy Detroit.
George Cooper, Prince of Thieves: i keep DISCIPLINE among my THIEVES, i NEVER give jon or alanna stolen GOODS, and i REALLY LOVE MY MAMA














