[naradreamscape]

These two dolls contain every human emotion in existence

[emailmore]

popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad

popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good

BLuTo-2005: I'm sorry man. Whats wrong.

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more

olive.oyl1337: ok

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach

olive.oyl1337: ok

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

fuck all music

[metalbatteryzone]

tim follin masterpsot

[snowing-in-cyberspace]

im reblogging again because why the fuck do PLOK and fucking PICTIONARY go so damn hard. Tim Follin you mad lad

[wizardjpeg]

first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one

[sigis-the-heavenly-sword-deacti]

You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?

[wizardjpeg]

what if this was in your house and room

[hellgore-deactivated20230114]

RUN.

[kuueater]

the LA gangs:

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[cheriesvoid]

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

[krindor]

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

papa smoke

[overtheunderpass]

I hated this post until papa smoke saved the day

[ratfuck]

There is a red spy in the base and all you people can think about is sex.

[phillip-bankss]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[unclefather]

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

[wizardofgaysex]

Canadian. 1950s. Wood. Wilfred Richard (1894 - 1996), widely regarded as one of the prominent carvers of the noted Richard family from Quebec. Wooden folk art Dalmation in polychome paint.

[seaslux]

[seaslux]

[snuv]

[kutekiss]

similar energy

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[mattawhiteley]

#Flintstones #meme

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

#Flintstones #meme

[knowyournewmeme]

Ya Ba do!

[yonomna-deactivated20170207]

Not what he says

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

Ya Ba do!

[beadyeyes]

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

[beadyeyes]

im being serious every time you reblog this a hostage dies

[clonepa3]

lalallalalalalalal *frolicking* 

[beadyeyes]

omgg lalalalyayyayayyy *chases you*

[frogpostbot]

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet