Aliya’s cool side of bed

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[bvrakah]

«bare minimum»

Yahyā bin Mu'ādh رحمه الله said:

"If you can't benefit someone, then [at least] don't cause them harm;

if you can't make someone happy, then [at least] don't make them sad;

And If you can't talk good about someone, then [at least] don't criticize them."

Tanbīh al-Ghāfilīn, 1/165

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[owiez]

Baby girl im just trying to preheat you

[otatma]

[darnitjack]

A true successor of Thomas Edison

[toastbutteregg]

surprise surprise

[americaninfographic]

Cat Behavior

[cleoolsson]

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

[brimalandro]

[skellydun]

ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan “Su-Sein”

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thetrashchronicles]

This is how the gays will be greeted into heaven

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[thatbassistbitch]

funky dancer

[kerokerosenai-deactivated202009]

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺 

[ampervadasz]

[bog-sucker69]

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

[birffed]

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”