Horseshoe Crab in a Freshwater Environment

Name's Max. She/Her, age 24, been here since 2017, Am God's Little Jester.

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[plaguedocboi]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[ittybittyisopod]

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

[only-cat-memes]

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[mistray-art]

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away - #545 Scolipede

[mistray-art]

I'm sorry I can't let this stay buried in the tags.

I love you One Hundred Hot Dogs.

[takemydogtags]

Weekend pass revoked. Go run Currahee. Double time. Backwards. Barefoot. No water.

Static version beneath the cut

[kyanitemax-15]

Fucking hell this show is grainy on HBOMax

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[mikeyfuckinway]

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

[marzipanandminutiae]

I literally took my hand-sewing to a library a few months back. because it's a gorgeous Victorian library and the walk to and from gets my daily steps in and then some. also there's a cafe nearby to grab a Little treat on my way home

you can just go there and hang out!!

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit posted a video of their *FIVE YEAR OLD* HAMSTER?????

[mooniemenace]

WAIT I AM HIGHKEY SICK AT THE THOUGHT OF SHERLOCK AND JAMES BEING ENEMIES LATER BECAUSE LIKE

holy fucK THEY DO NOT KNOWWW

THEY DON'T KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

[fallencrown02]

Tired detective duo

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[kyanitemax-15]

I got overwhelmed by the sheer massiveness of Bubbly Basin and turned on Band of Brothers.

It was either that or watch Power Rangers and I think that says a lot about me as a 24 year old.

[jively]

07/02/2026

[mooniemenace]

the dónalverse are dying in the heat guys

(audio from uramichi oniisan)