Horseshoe Crab in a Freshwater Environment @kyanitemax-15 - Tumblr Blog

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

#100%#pokemon is my baseline fandom #pokemon

pharmacommissar

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

leviathan-supersystem

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

crtter

xekstrin

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason

vanquishedvaliant

!!! @xekstrin you can’t just mention a yuri milf game and not gives us links to plug it!! I want to know!! I want to know about the yuri milfs!!!

xekstrin

It’s called Love On The Peacock Express you play as a cocky detective on a train full of milfs who have mysteries to solve

the-bright-path-deactivated2021

I didn’t know @tealesbian was a game developer

thecybersmith

I was onboard for that until I learned that the game was funding baby-murder :(

g0dtier

this post really has everything huh

mr-elementle

The notes on this post are like the elephants foot

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

#close though

8nin

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

leechloach

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

slimetony

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

mylordshesacactus

For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )

mylordshesacactus

"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.

mylordshesacactus

"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."

Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.

mylordshesacactus

"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."

So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--

mmusclemuseum

amazing wayback machine find

abbielauren2024

Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

girlmostlikely

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

science-whore

pokémon evolution chains we need

science-whore

Some important additions:

surfingpichu

Because it's impossible for me not to chime in I wanted to add that glitch pokemon evolutions in Gen 1 are also just on another level.

I present to you: Every single one of these which is possible to achieve in a Gen 1 game

science-whore

Could you give me the names of those glitch Pokémon 👀

surfingpichu

Oh heck yes

The first one of these is actually a TON of different lines but here are some examples:

Things like to evolve into Clefairy idk

An example of the second:

Many Paths, One destination:

Skipping right to the end

And whatever the heck all this is

Thank you for your time please go fourth and make your game throw up pokemon.

science-whore

Oh god. Now I want to chart all of them.

Is there a dedicated glitch wiki, or did you pull those from Bulba?

surfingpichu

These were from Bulbapedia but there IS a dedicated Glitch pokemon Wiki over here

It's an archive based on Glitch City Labs which was unfortunately shut down in 2020. Still a great resource for learning about any and all things Glitch Pokemon.

science-whore

Oh my god. A dedicated wiki. It makes me so happy not to have to run into Fandom’s bullshit 😭

surfingpichu

Believe it or not, it was even better when it was a dedicated site. I knew the guy who ran it a long time ago through a forum actually. Really cool dude. Sad to see the site go, but it's understandable.

science-whore