chiss expansionary defense squad

an argument between jedi grammarians. // i follow from tautline-hitch.

[kenobi-source]

Together. (insp.)

ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) THE CLONE WARS (2008—2020) 3.14 Witches of the Mist THE CLONE WARS (2008—2020) 3.15 Overlords REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

+ bonus:

STAR WARS: REBELS (2014—2018) 3.20 Twin Suns A NEW HOPE (1977)

[kybercrystalhealing]

a scenario i return to from time to time: so like what if sidious decided to be a little subtler with his handmade assassin? what if he chose the scalpel instead of the hammer and put all that bitter elocution and keen social agility to use? we call this the Consort Maul au and we are never going to write it, but we do enjoy the Concept—

the young man comes to them on tatooine, out of the shapeless shadows of a dusty sidestreet doorway: head bowed, palms open, lithe frame draped in tired silks and misplaced velvets, neither in nor out of place. from his forehorn hangs a fine-linked chain, wrought in some dull dark metal and swept over his shoulder like a courtesan's braid. in the deep shade of his hood his face blurs into beauty.

"my lord," he calls master qui-gon, eyes on the packed sand below his sandalled feet. "i fall upon your mercy." core vowels, all soft and round and quiet.

his voice is pleasant. you are knights, are you not, he says, with his eyes on the sand and his shoulders bare in the burning double sun. you can help me.

in the force he feels—strange, muffled, an echoing space. dark matter, undefined; bordello perfumes. something seeping through.

a complication.

i can be useful, he says. an edge of pleading, almost practised.

his eyes, when he lifts them to obi-wan's, are lovely molten gold.

[maulblogging]

basically the whole franchise

[mcaelius]

(tears running down my face, trembling, hyperventilating) star wars is so stupid. it's so stupid

[kybercrystalhealing]

[edenemy-art]

mainstream star wars arguments are sooo boring “who shot first, Han or Greedo?” WHO FUCKING CARESSSS OH MY GOD YOURE THE MOST BORING PERSON IN THE WORLDDDD

actual good star wars arguments are like “what’s the sexiest starship?”

what’s the sexiest star wars starship

Ventator-Class Star Destroyer

X-Wing

B-Wing

Tie Fighter

Light Freighter (Ghost/Millennium Falcon)

Y-Wing

Imperial Star Destroyer

Naboo Royal Starship

results/bald/im not sexually attracted to starships/etc.

Voting ended onMar 6

[edenemy-art]

NO ONE CARESSS THIS ISNT ABOUT HER

[eightbitpale]

Venator Class Star Destroyer look away… they know not what they do

[truetgirl]

Well I did one of these for lineages a while back, but let's get more specific:

Favorite Master & Padawan Pair?

Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker

Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano

Kanan Jarrus & Ezra Bridger

Loden Greatstorm & Bell Zettifar

Sskeer & Keeve Trennis

Luminara Unduli & Barriss Offee

Kantam Sy & Lula Talisola

Ahsoka Tano & Sabine Wren

Vernestra Rwoh & Imri Cantaros

Yoda and/or Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker

Other (tag with who!)

Voting ended onMar 9

[anthean]

Dinner Date (932 words) by anthean Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thrawn | Mitth'raw'nuruodo/Eli Vanto Characters: Eli Vanto, Thrawn | Mitth'raw'nuruodo Additional Tags: Epistolary, Museum dates, failed museum dates, just really silly, breaks the 'all epistolary' rule of this au but you'll thank me Series: Part 2 of bureaucratic nightmares Summary: ENCRYPTED >>From: e.vanto-private >>To: mitth.raw.nuruodo-private >> Subject: FW: (Re)Constructing History: Naboo Then and Now at the CMOMA Hi, I know this is a little irregular, but any interest in attending this with me when you’re back at Imp Central for the audit? I got tickets through a raffle at work (employee appreciation, you know how it is) and it seems like your thing. Let me know. Don’t worry about it if you’re too busy or if you’re not interested. Eli -- In a world where Eli is the Chief Supply Officer for Star Destroyer operations in and around Coruscant, and Thrawn is the same scheming bastard we all know and love…they fail to go on a dinner date.

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Thranto fic, in 2025, from me?? I know, I'm shocked too. Please enjoy this silly little nothing. Please also read Re: FWD: Re: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: by @13th-blackbird first; this will make so much more sense if you do

[kybercrystalhealing]

can't remember if i've ever posted my little halfbaked maul playlist here, here you go, meltdown girlypop 100% intentional + john d on monsters, Let Me Know If This Works For You !,

[kybercrystalhealing]

i do think almost constantly about the no-force au in which obi-wan studies galactic semiotics and wears space tweed and maul is an extremely bitter dancer for a high-brow coruscanti company with a slightly toxic culture. they meet at a gala. they're both trying to prove something. it's a trainwreck. there are such a wonderful variety of things that "bad decision" can mean

[tivvzz]

pretty boy

[organatwins]

If i were in the star wars universe I would be the first person to sit down with c3po and really truly listen.

[organatwins]

I just think he'd have a super interesting perspective as a married fem gay man in the 70s . I'd be c3pos hag.

[cheesenames]

[padmestrilogy]

can’t believe revenge of the sith takes place over four days. worst week of obi wan’s life. worst week of padme’s life. worst week of yoda’s life. somewhere in the bottom 50 for anakin

[kybercrystalhealing]

look as an Imperial Assault veteran. as a Connoisseur. the words "turn-based" and "star wars" excite me unreasonably (hello CT-3301 Trick welcome to the collection. do you know my friend Wildfire)

[lz3sidebloog]

Trying that Oyelowo Kallus

[dntlz]

Young Mitth'raw'nuru at the Taharim Academy of Naporar (inspired by Jacques Onfroy de Bréville's Young Napoleon Bonaparte at the Royal Military School of Brienne)