what if we kissed in the last stage of capitalism

Chris. 39. He/They. Witcher sideblog is @dandelionandwolf.

[mewvore]

are you going to buy snacks for the demon outside the 7-11

[mewvore]

to everyone who said yes, you are now married. congrats!

[gottastim]

opalos_tamayo on ig

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[plebeian2logist]

(tag via clanfearrunt)

[animentality]

You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.

I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.

The site that wins simply by remaining upright.

We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.

[realdonkeykong]

We already have written our story, our destiny, in the art we forget.

[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[devinellekurtz]

He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram

[devinellekurtz]

He got his bread

[anexperimentallife]

Remember this if your imposter syndrome starts getting you down

[sniperct]

[adrianstromas]

has this been done yet

[funnytwittertweets]

[thedankmemes]

[thickness-protection-program]

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

[isuggestarson]

I have a suggestion

[thickness-protection-program]

isuggestarson what do you suggest

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[kyberdrive]

Waking from a 3 month nap to get my blue check marks

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

One of my favorite things about kittens, and stop me if I've talked about this before, is that they just have no concept of how long a meow is. They just scream with their whole little body and that scream goes on and on and on. It never ends. An entire epoch in the length of a kitten scream. Kingdoms rise and fall and a kitten is still screaming. Where do they store the air? Where does it come from? They're so tiny and their meows are so big.

[lemonsharks]

They store the SCREM in their primordial pouch, along with their secrets and ancient lore

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]