Eclectic Sack of Dogshit

Hey, I'm Kenny, a bi, nb, IT kid. I love music, satire, and such. Just gonna say born in '96 because I can't be assed to update my age every year.

[emziess]

Ryan Gosling as K Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[musicluvr4life]

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੯·̀͡⬮ Snoopy!

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

[elodieunderglass]

you gotta be so careful

[tallsuperstar]

Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom

[tallsuperstar]

@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle

While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage

[tallsuperstar]

Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.

[a-star-that-fell]

i need to go grocery shopping. why is this every week

[a-star-that-fell]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[catboytitty]

belongs in the post too in my opinion

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[coughloop]

he NEEDS to be stopped holy shit

[coughloop]

thirteen and a half years later and he's still on the same mission

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[cogbreath]

he was actually right about this btw

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

and, of course, her son too

[loreleywrites]

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

[thejohnsu]

But what would have happened if Villager wasn’t there??

I’m so sorry.

[marcymallows-deactivated2026020]

[normaltemperature]

[eshpur]

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣