✡️Kyle✡️

He/Him Jew

[kyle-offical]

Intro

My name is Kyle Broflovski. I am 10 years old and use He/Him. I am straight.

DNI: Eric Theodore Cartman

Mod:

He/Him

Post tag is #ihatecartman

Main blog is @purpfr

Other RP blogs include but are not limited to:

@springtrap-and-william-offical - FNAF

@thebloodfrog-offical - Iron Lung (game)

@ryland-grace-official - Project Hail Mary

@bigboned69 Another South Park blog

[kyle-offical]

Cartman is being a bitch tonight (as usual)

@katelynheart

Just ignore him. It pisses him off exceptionally.

[katelynheart]

Confession: Cartman scares me.

[bigboned69]

little bitch

[katelynheart]

Uh oh, he found me.....ummm, uh, I'll tell on you!

[bigboned69]

do it pussy. I bet you won't.

[katelynheart]

Fine! I'll tell Kyle that you're being an asshole again. See how you like that!

[kyle-offical]

you couldn't hear it but I just sighed really loud

[theoriginaldugpoo]

Mini Chef!

Hello there, Children!

Back at it again with some of my South Park collectables and here’s my Fun-4-All “Mini” Chef Plush! I got him as a Christmas present last year and is in remarkably good condition. I really love him as Chef is one of my favorite characters.

[kyle-offical]

Hey Chef

[k-broflovski]

Princess Kenny!!! 💖🌸🧁🦄🌈🎀✨️👑

[kyle-offical]

Ok...

[swagglove]

hi!! a piece of art I would please want to see is bebe showing up to school with short hair, the girls telling her it looks great, and clyde completely shocked when he notices 😂

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[kyle-offical]

Why is Bebe doing blackface

[kyle-offical]

I like your hat :)

Thanks.

[kyle-offical]

You're the coolest person on tumblr, Kyle 🫶 your blog is better than Cartman's blog

Thanks lady. I guess.

[0blender0]

hypothetical for you:

every Friday night, Kyle buys a rotisserie chicken. when he gets home, he has sex with it, cooks it, and eats it. he's the only one who knows he does this, and he's the only one doing it and eating it.

before you answer the question, i want you to really think about it.

is this morally wrong?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 28

[kyle-offical]

What the fuck

[satan-offical]

I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

[kyle-offical]

I think it's Canada's fault

[kyle-offical]

Big noses are beautiful Kyle

Thank you :)

[mtkmsp]

The gang is playing DnD! I've been picturing them roleplaying and larping for days on end now and I had to do something about it. They're about 14 or 15 here. For the story: Cartman was the first to DM, but he was awful at it so the group kicked him out and he refused to keep playing out of spite. They found Nichole, who was very enthusiastic about DMing and had experience, and Cartman got such bad fomo out of not participating that he managed to get re-integrated and, now that he can play himself, he's more well-behaved.

[kyle-offical]

My nose isn't that big...

...Is it?

[snailszontheside]

Maybe i should draw Kyle and Butters together actually. I like when they interact in the show

Should i draw them as friends or as a ship tho...

[kyle-offical]

JUST FRIENDS JESUS CHRIST DUDE

[evangelines-astronomy]

What are your opinions on Kyle? (wink wink nudge nudge)

O‑oh… um… Kyle? He is… he is very good. Very smart. Very responsible. I like talking to him. ....why are you blinking with one eye?

[kyle-offical]

I like talking to you too, Eva.

[2muchdogs]

love craig bullying kyle

[kyle-offical]

:(

[tig-offical]

I SUMMON THEE

@james-offical @tomy-offical @satan-offical @offical-offical @officalverse-fanart-offical @kyle-offical

Hi.

Bye

Goodbye sir and or other creatures

You thought?

Nah

🍪 fine have a cookie

[kyle-offical]

Who the hell are you?

[k-broflovski]

[kyle-offical]

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