Since we are all in quarantine and need the distraction, I thought I would share my fics on tumblr. I am AKA uselessenglishmajor on AO3 and the Pit and these are my stories (lol why does that sound like the beginning of a true crime made-for-TV movie or something?):
Blood Rights (Explicit, ~24k words, Complete)
“There has not been a Malfoy who has been unwed past the age of twenty-five for more than sixteen generations.”
Hermione Granger—renowned lawyer in the defense of magical creatures, scourge of the Ministry, and unrepentant virgin—is about to take on the case of a lifetime.
His Girl Granger (Mature, ~14k words, Complete)
The Dramione His Girl Friday AU nobody asked for.
Malfoy Shrugged (Mature, ~11k words, Complete)
February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger.
Shame no one else got the memo.
The Preferred Hour (Mature, ~21k words, One-shot)
Draco Malfoy has not been seen in public since the death of his wife. When her daughter is invited to visit his mysterious home by the young Malfoy heir, the struggling Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger, finds that her curiosity is piqued.
Pretty in Pink (Explicit, ~6k words, One-shot)
Harry Potter meets John Hughes. God help us all.
Punch-Drunk Love (Mature, ~4k words, One-shot)
“Of course I’d get you,” a male voice said.
Hermione looked up, and her eyes went wide. The file almost slipped from her hands as her whole body froze. Healer training 101, you bloody idiot, she thought. Always check the name on the file first.
Right Way Down (Explicit, ~17k words, Complete)
Draco has a plan. Hermione has a problem.
Hogwarts’ first post-war Head Boy and Head Girl are going to have to work all their issues out.
Free to Fall (Explicit, ~291k words, Complete)
Life and death aren’t abstract concepts; they’re soulmates trapped in human form.
My post-TLJ, KOR-obsessed epic that is - as of 07/03/2020 - FINISHED!!
Hope you are all safe and well. Happy reading! <3
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