^_^！

yo momma!!!

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[pochowek]

i am the smallest boy in all of canada

[moldavite]

this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

[wuffen]

it's leap day and you know what that means

[patheticgoth-deactivated2016062]

u ever feel so sad ur heart hurts

[ewaneneollav]

you ever wake up with your nuts twisted around eachother and it hurts so bad you puke all over yourself

[dreadful-windandrain]

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

[matterofgayordeath]

I think I’m sooooo funny

[ribbitbobo]

inspired by this

[sherry-owl]

[aikisugi]

[cbmrw]

Cute Charlottes ♥️

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[mfuro]

i peeled my boyfriend <33

LOOK AT HIS PUPPY DOG EYES HES SO HANDSOME I WANT HIM TO [DATA EXPUNGED]

[milkaas-risuet]

It turned out to be more sour than the lemon itself. 💀

[squirrelstothenuts]

[misza-dva]

I’ve made puipui on canvas for my friends birthday , happy birthsday once more 💜🙏✨