kyocat4

Hello, you can call me Kyo or Violet and this is my blog. It mostly contains humorous text posts, fandom stuff, and the occasional political opinion. If you want to get to know me then send me a message.

[fudgetunblr]

The new season of love is blind is killing me. One scene where a participant is doing jumping jacks while someone is sharing emotional stuff. Another one faking tears with eye drops (and the producers not editing it away 💀)

[ur-best-cryptid-friend]

low effort meme to celebrate the new season of love is blind

[harrypotterhousequotes]

RAVENCLAW: “The point is that things aren’t beautiful all on their own. Beautiful comes from reflection. Beautiful takes a person who makes a connection. You know what I mean? For beautiful to happen, the beautiful has got to be seen.” –Adam Gwon (Warren: Ordinary Days)

[kyocat4]

Me: (in a moment of revelation) the opposite of Spring Awakening is Fall Asleep

Mom: sometimes I worry about you

[carolathhabsburg]

Miss Nora Kerin, edwardian stage actress. 1907

[poetrylesbian]

I can’t believe compulsory heterosexuality made me choose between Team Edward and Team Jacob, when I was really Team Alice all along…

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: “My past is littered with the bones of the men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.” -Michele Roberts

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[linnea-ancalime]

@crimsoncosmicdust

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

[naamahdarling]

My lavish dream lifestyle: 200% tips at IHOP and throwing struggling artists a couple hundred bucks to sketch my latest asshole OC. I buy my cats better food. I get new underwear twice a year, including a new bra. I have my jeans hemmed, and buy name-brand crackers. Nobody I know ever has to worry about a vet bill again. I quietly bankroll surgery and binders and electrolysis for every struggling trans person on Tumblr. The zoo near me builds a 300% larger reptile house and names it the Wigglesworth Von Snakeface Rept-o-Rama, and I hire a Great Dane ninja to shit on Trump’s Hollywood star every day and post the picture to Facebook and Twitter. Snakes manifest in nazis’ houses. They are made of red-hot chains and never stop screaming. My skin is clear. I sit on my front porch and drink tea. Someone hands me a hamburger.

[wombshaker]

You can usually tell who never faced any consequences for their actions as a child

[veryharam]

[luddyke]

[butchboards]

vintage butches + their gal pals moodboard

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]