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I highly recommend watching this testimony from Aliya Rahman, the disabled woman who was dragged out of her car and kidnapped by ICE on her way to a doctor appointment in Minneapolis a few weeks ago.
Truly my worst nightmare.
Transcript of Aliya Rahman's speech:
Thank you members, for taking the time to be here today, and thank you staff for making this happen.
My name is Aliya Rahman, and I am a resident of South Minneapolis. I am a Bangladeshi American born in Northern Wisconsin. And I’m a disabled person with autism and a traumatic brain injury.
Not all autistic brains do this, but mine fixates on sounds, numbers, and patterns. And while what the world saw happen to me exactly three weeks ago today on video was a terrible violation it is still nothing compared to the horrific practices I saw inside the Whipple center.
So I am here today with a duty to the people who have not had the privilege of coming home, and I offer this data because these practices must end now.
On January 13th on the way to my 39th appointment at Hennepin County’s traumatic brain injury center, I encountered a traffic jam caused by ICE vehicles and no signs indicating how to get around it. I had not wanted to pull in to a blocked, chaotic intersection, but verbally agreed to do so and rolled down my window after an agent yelled, “Move! I will break your f-ing window!”
His first instruction.
Agents on all sides of my vehicle yelled conflicting threats and instructions that I could not process while watching for pedestrians.
Then, the glass of the passenger side window flew across my face.
I yelled, “I’m disabled!” at the hands grabbing at me and an agent said, “Too late.”
I felt immersed in a pattern, and I thought of Jenoah Donald, an autistic black man killed by the police during a traffic stop in 2021.
I remembered mister Silverio Villegas González, who was killed by ICE in his vehicle last year.
An agent pulled a large combat knife in front of my face, which I thought was for cutting me, and later learned was used to cut off my seat belt. Shooting pain went through my head, neck, and wrists when I hit the ground face first and people leaned on my back.
I felt the pattern, and I thought of mister George Floyd, who was killed four blocks away.
I was carried face down through the street by my cuffed arms and legs while yelling that I had a brain injury and was disabled. I now cannot lift my arms normally.
I was never asked for ID.
Never told I was under arrest.
Never read my rights.
And never charged with a crime.
Approaching the Whipple center, I saw black and brown bodies shackled together, chained together, being marched by yelling agents outdoors. I continued to hear the word “bodies”, because that is how agents referred to us:
“We’re bringing in a body.”
“They’re bringing in bodies 7, 8 at a time, where do I put ‘em?”
“We can’t use that room, there’s already a body in there.”
You have no reason to believe you will make it out alive if you’re already being called a body.
Agents repeatedly had to stop and ask how to do tasks. I received no medical screening, phone call, or access to a lawyer. I was denied a communication navigator when my speech began to slur. Agents laughed as I tried to immobilize my own neck. I asked for my cane and was told no, pulled up by my arms and prodded forward in leg irons by agents laughing and saying, “Walk! You can do it, walk.”
Agents did not know if the facility had a wheelchair.
When I was finally placed in one to be taken to interrogation an agent taunted, “You were driving, right? So your legs do work.”
I pleaded for emergency medical care for over an hour after my vision had become blurry, my heart rate went through the roof, and the pain in my neck and head became unbearable.
It was denied.
When I became unable to speak my cellmate pleaded for me.
The last sounds I remember before I blacked out on the cell floor were my cellmate banging on the door, pleading for a medic, and a voice outside saying, “We don’t wanna step on ICE’s toes.”
When I opened my eyes at Hennepin County’s emergency room, I learned I was brought there to be treated for assault.
The impacts of DHS detention on my physical, mental and financial well-being and safety have been very severe, but I do not deserve more humane treatment than anyone else, US citizen or not. And I am here today with a strong spirit and a duty to the many people who haven’t had the privilege to tell their stories or see their loved ones come home. I am extremely distressed by the pattern that violence from law enforcement has been happening to black and indigenous communities for centuries, and to DHS survivors for over 20 years.
We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being.
I am not afraid, and I’m not afraid to keep working on this problem even after ICE is gone. Thank you for your time.
I am not afraid, and I’m not afraid to keep working on this problem even after ICE is gone
Exclusive Details: Aliya Rahman speaks to Eric Garcia about her ordeals — on the streets of Minneapolis, in a grim ICE detention center wher
Bokuto: My sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if I'll be an aunt or an uncle.
Kuroo: That's not how it works.
Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.
who in haikyuu do we think would react like this bc this is so freaking cute
One of the things I love about kdramas is that it really subverts what masculinity is supposed to be. You see the loser who's down bad for the female lead (Lovely runner, queen of tears, Love Next Door, Strong Girl Do Bong Soon, the Judge from Hell), you see the soft masculinity in hometown cha cha cha, summer strike and Doctor Slump and extraordinary attorney woo, the protective kind of masculinity in any of Ji Chang Wook's and Ahn Bo Hyun's works, the reassured and confident masculinity of Seo Kang Joon in Undercover High school and Lee Jun Hyuk in Love scout, the playful masculinity in Twinkling Watermelon and Crash Course in Romance, the stoic but gentle masculinity in Doctor Romantic and Hierarchy, and the "I care about you and only you" kind of masculinity in Vincenzo to name a few.
This is progress from the old kdramas and I get that it's fictional and in real life, some of these actors are assholes. But in the era where Toxic masculinity is rampant, I think we can turn towards kdrama to have some inkling of what kind of man we should strive to be and what kind of man we should want. This should not something we see only in fiction. We should raise our sons (I'm 21) to be like this so that one day it's not just a concept for fictional love stories.
Young men need to see different types of masculinity than just what they see in their family and community to understand how they can be better. Inasmuch as it can be disheartening to hear the thoughts of men who've been redpilled by the likes of Andrew Tate et al., there are also masculine voices that decry those ideas. I think younger men who've seen such shows are more willing to step out of the boxes that patriarchy imposes on them.
Pop culture can be a strong force of social engineering, after all.
This dallaska shit got me so stressed I started re-watching Haikyuu at my desk job.
Mind you, my desk is quite literally in the MIDDLE of the office and everyone can always see what I am doing at all times and at this point I genuinely do not care.
I need to see my silly little animated children running around hitting a volleyball unless y'all want me to be crying while I work :)
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
Constipation must beware of my eating habits. I regularly like to eat sliced cabbage with tomates and lime juice/limes.
Not to mention the fact that I am now having to regularly take a stool softener because of the meds my doc has me on.
Might add prune juice to the mix to see what happens
sorry I know this has nothing to do with what I normally post lol
Alright, I love reading some well written angst from time to time, but can we please talk about how quickly some characters will just accept the others apologies??
Realistically, if i was in the situation where my s/o called me clingy I would absolutely be pissed and upset about it. I would absolutely refuse to be as touchy-feely as i normally am out of fear that i would get on their nerves.
AND
I wouldn’t just automatically accept their apology in one fell swoop like “It’s okay, I understand that you didn’t mean it.”
Like no, I didn’t know that they didn’t mean it. It did not cross my brain that maybe they were just trying to say that they needed some space that day. That’s not what they communicated to me.
You want me to accept your apology? Well it’s gonna take a bit. I’ll get there, but you’re gonna have to be patient with me to work through this. I’m going to be mentally recalculating what your boundaries are from here on out and you’re either gonna have to help me through it or just let it happen.
Girl, I just went through reading some of my drafts and I'm starting to question when my grammar got so poor
bABES IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST YOUR SMUT 😭 im obsessedddddd with your writing YOU SLAYED THAT BTW 👏👏👏👏👏 *slam cup* ANOTHER 😘👌👌👌👌 oh my can you do a coach ukai ((w/ no weird age gap)) or nanami 👀 (whenever you feel like it, i feel like im being greedy asking for more when you just FED ME 🤭 so sorry) ps happy valentine’s day 🥰 i hope you get head, queen 💋
BOAFFFF i’ll make them separately because they are both like dif anime’s ykkk
so this is coach ukais
TWT LINKS INCLUDED
secret acc ✧.*
keishin ukai x reader ੈ✩‧₊˚
summary: you and coach ukai have been dating and soon to be married and you have never seen his porn. female receiving oral sex, fingering.
it was late on a friday night while you were wrapped up with your fiance, that something dawned on you. yes you have had sex, a lot. but, you had never seen his porn.
doing the only thing you could, you rolled over and started loving on him. kissing his face he smiled at your actions.
“y/n…. play nice will ya?” he joked. he always read you like a book. he knew you word for word. it dawned on you that instead of sneaking around, you could be blunt. you were both adults of course.
“keishin…” you sat up and faced him. his face had a questioning look on it. “can i… see…” you couldn’t get the words out. this was embarrassing.
“wanna see what..? cmon pretty girl use your words…” the way he talked to you made you melt.
“i wanna see your porn.” you felt like crawling into a shell. and staying there forever.
“woowww y/n.. didn’t know you were so bold.” instead of making tooo much fun of you. he reached and grabbed his phone. clicking it on tracking down his twitter acc. to your surprise he had a completely different one, a secret one.
you watched as he made his way to his saved folder, there wasn’t much on there. about ten or so videos all ranging from years apart.
“picky guy huh…” you attempted at a joke. he offered a chuckle to you and then proceeded to lean back against the bed frame. you followed suit sitting right next to him. shoulder to shoulder.
without any words you stole his phone from him. he didn’t complain or pry it back. he let you, the first video you came across was a girl getting pounded a cock rammed into her so hard that her liquids squirted all over the screen.
“keishin..” you gasped at what you were watching, heat spreading all over your body. you scrolled to the next one.
a girl getting her pussy ate out.
fuck. you felt like you needed a release alone from these two videos. you couldn’t look away. only prying your eyes from the screen when you felt his hand press against your stomach. mindlessly you arched yourself into his touch.
“mhm sweetheart. you keep watching. let me…” slowly he pulled your pants off and worked out underwear off your lower half. your wetness pooled on your cunt.
your eyes found its way back to his phone, a girl bent over, her ass on full display while it got spanked until it was red.
“-sh! fuckkk..!” two fingers entered your sloppy cunt without warning. for the last two minutes he had just been staring at your pretty hole. now taking action into his own hands by pumping his slender fingers in and out of you.
it was hard to keep watching the phone when his paced picked up. your eyebrows contorted, faced pinched with pleasure.
right before you put the phone down you caught a glimpse of a girl getting fingered blind folded, legs shaking.
giving you an idea, you laid flat on your back like the girl in the video. pulling a pillow over your head. you couldn’t see anything. only feel.
you could only feel his fingers making work on your wet pussy. you could hear him grown at your actions, making you squirm. your pussy clenching tighter.
“fuck you like that?” you heard him speak before you felt him press open mouthed kisses on your naked hips.
the kisses got closer and closer to your clit. until you felt him suck harsh on your bundle of nerves.
“fuck!” the way his fingers pumped in and out of you, and his tounge lapping up your folds. maybe it was the way that you couldn’t see him but he could see all of you that pushed you over the edge.
“k-ah..!” you moaned into the pillow, back arched into his mouth, pulling his face into your cunt you creamed around his fingers.
he let you ggrind his face into your cunt until you came down from your high.
“fuck y/n…. didn’t know you were gonna like it that much. i’ll buy you a blindfold right now..”
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this one took so long to make ik my bad my bad
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everyone who doesnt celebrate or care about christmas. I hope tomorrow is a pleasant but normal day for you. I hope you have a good meal to eat and you see someone you love. I hope you pet an animal. And most of all I hope everyone leaves you thefuck alone about not celebrating christmas. swagtastic
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discord's new terms of service DO have a mandatory arbitration clause for the United States and Canada, you have 30 days to opt out by emailing an opt out notice to [email protected]. this has been your standard "for the love of god do not waive your right to a jury trial under any circumstances" notice
A decent script I've found and edited, I made the subject "arbitration opt out", use as you like
To whom it may concern,
I am writing to formally opt out of the arbitration clause in my agreement with Discord.
By sending this email, I am exercising my right to reject the provision that would require me to resolve any disputes through binding arbitration. I prefer to preserve my right to pursue legal action in a court of law, which may include participation in a class-action lawsuit.
My relevant account information is as follows:
User ID: [username here]
Please provide confirmation that my request to opt out has been received and processed. Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.