krill issue

overthinking insomnia written in text

[kyr1o]

it's so funny to be brainrotted with making extremely convoluted theories about media with 4D chess extradimensional 2015 ARG storytelling because now when I watch a normal show with normal storytelling not written for people with 4 PhDs in W.D. gaster with my friend and I randomly say: (steven universe spoiler) "well obviously rose is pink diamond, it makes so much sense for the story and it could make a really interesting internal conflict for steven later, and that would maybe mean pearl was pink diamond's pearl" and they look at you like they don't know if they should treat you like a tinfoil hat lunatic or someone who saw the future

also cookie cat is just IMAGE_FRIEND

[kyr1o]

what's hard about coming from a non english speaking part of the internet is that one day you discover a fandom or a youtube channel that apparently everyone knows,loves and grew up with and you just didn't knew, and it's impossible to get into it because there are 10+ years of lore and a ultra dense fandom.

[kyr1o]

I hate when a movie is only in theaters, not everyone lives somewhere where the movie is projected, like I understand why it’s the case, but I just want to watch iron lung without going to a different country

and I know by the time it get on the internet , I will get spoiled

[kyr1o]

being kind ? nah, that called karma-maxxing

[kyr1o]

it's really cold outside, my house is locked up like a bunker to keep the heat inside so how the fuck did my creature get the power to teleport outside and is now meowing to get back inside

[kyr1o]

deltarune theory

ralsei light world counterparts is the holy book of the deltarune religion (the bible) and his scarf are bookmark (like kris sword being pen and susie axe being brush) that why he know all the prophecy, it's written in him that would also explain why he is everywhere ,that not far out to think that there a copy in school ,in the librarby/computer lab,in Kris home and in the church there is a 0% chance that it's right because it doesn't explain why he look like asriel but it's cool

[kyr1o]

you know the satifying feeling when you were a kid and you discover that glass is made by smelting sand because of minecraft now we discover the full chemical processing chain of aluminum extraction,uranium refining, or kevlar production because of ultra-modded minecraft

[kyr1o]

I never understood why people put such a big scale on the r-slur,and then I realise, of course I can't take it as a slur, I speak french,for me the first meaning of "retard" is "being late" like I can't think of it as a slur if I say it every morning when there is trafic

[kyr1o]

VPN ad fearmonger so much that people forget that connection to nearly every website is already crypted, and that connecting to a public wifi isn't equal to a death sentence for your computer

[kyr1o]

the AI hype is only for people who don't understant how an AI,computer or algorithm work

(or greedy CEO)

[kyr1o]

imagine you work with a Vtuber and they hand you an NDA to keep there identity secret

[kyr1o]

we are in a toxic relationship with oxygen, it help us live but destroy everything behing our back by reacting with fucking everything

[kyr1o]

as they are both based on the ace of spade technicaly lancer and jack noir are the same character

[kyr1o]

I dream of being able to stop time just for the possibility of infinite sleep

[kyr1o]

pro tips: you can't deadname someone if you don't remember they name

[kyr1o]

I love the parallel between kitchen and workshop jobs because they are different in a lot of ways but weirdly similar in others, like I'm obsessed with the fact that they both independently developed the concept of a "random box to put stuff in". like, these things have the exact same function

[kyr1o]

people will say "math is useless" and then fail to follow a simple reasoning