Only Crippling Anxiety Keeps Me From Murder

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[mrshamill]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[dksoloing]

@dksoloing

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

If I had a nickel...

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[animentality]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dumblr]

i used to tell myself ‘maybe they’re going through something’ but then i realized that i was too and i never treated anyone that way.

[simplyjustfucked]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[heart-like-a-grave]

[sulfatto-deactivated20241018]

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?