Kyrio

If you can't do it right, make it gloriously wrong and say it's art. Lover of all things crochet, cooking, and cat related!

[kyriosis]

For the last while I've been battling with a crappy combo of anxiety/depression and one of my issues has been remembering/ making time to shower. I've been thinking of ways to encourage myself to hth ivy and ferns. Now the problem is that I've got barely any natural light into this room,so plants have a habit of getting a bad case of death when placed there. 🤔

My Attempt at a Solution?

I just bought a shit load of fake flowers from #Michaels during their spring 60% off sale and turned my bathroom shower into a tropical paradise. Complete with vines and ferns in the corners. Now I've got a shower fit for a queen! 🤩

Sometimes you gotta hack your own brain and trick it into thinking you've stepped into the Caribbean.

[kyriosis]

With all these RDR2 memes and posts out there, am I the only one who always reads it as R2D2 at first glance?

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[insideguppysworld]

This is so cute!

[candiikismet]

Soooo adorable

[kyriosis]

You've seen a date stamp now get ready for...

[kyriosis]

Hate exercise? Wanna trick your lazy ass into doing exercise and learn a nifty skill?

AXE AND KNIFE THROWING

Seriously.

Every throw you miss? 1 Squat for you.

Every throw you make? Work those shoulder and back muscles you glorious viking person.

That sound when your throwing implement of choice makes when it thwacks into the target?

So.

Fucking.

Satisfying.

[sixpenceee]

The cylinder passed all of it’s final exams folks.

[loyalshipper]

Reblog to pass all of your future final exams. Be like this motivational Cylinder.

[sixpenceee]

Powder separating dirt from a water bottle

[kyriosis]

Flocculation!! A similar process is used when treating wastewater. This is nifty as hell seeing it scaled down for emergency water supplies!

[kyriosis]

One summer, I had to work with this misogynistic asswad during a job and he brought up multiple times how women lose their value when they get multiple piercings and tattoos.

That summer I got 3 new ear piercings and a tattoo just to spite him.

#Iregretnothing #myearslookgreat

[kyriosis]

Learning how to do handbuilt pottery as an elective at my college! For some reason my masks' mouth reminds me of Moana's smile.

[triggeredmedia]

It’s almost as if schools push and ideology that benefits schools. 

[roamingaimlesly]

Bruh, trades are in high fucking demand right now too. Between now and 2020 there are suppose to be 300,000 more jobs and that’s just for welder.

Shit, they’ll pay for you to learn how to do it.

I just finished high school and got a untility job in a factory and I have almost no experience. They’re gonna train me for everything plus it has full health benefits.

Trades are fucking great.

[systlin]

My husband is a welder, and is very very good at it. He got hired by a locksmith company pretty much just by walking in and going “Yes I can weld.”

All of the other guys there were great at locksmithing, but none of them were trained welders, and they needed someone who could build custom doors and frames. 

They trained him to do lock stuff too, so now he can weld AND pick locks. 

The owner of the company, when he handed out Christmas bonuses, looked at him and went “Dude we literally cannot fire you because we’d be screwed so here’s your bonus and also we’re giving you a raise.”

Welders are in desperate demand. 

[themightyglamazon]

Blows kisses to this post. Anyway, learn a trade, unionize, wear your PPE, memorize OSHA’s phone number.

[kyriosis]

Same thing goes for ANYTHING in the Water/ Sewage treatment industry.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

They’re good kids, I have high hopes for them tbh

[kyriosis]

Being an adult is....

Buying that one fancy cheese in the cheese section.

You know the one. It's the cheese that your parents would never put in the cart when you were a kid.

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[knights-of-ben-solo]

FOUND IT AGAIN never not reblog

[marriednaughtdead]

For Carrie and ….. cuz Star Wars!

[roadara23]

I can’t even get my jaw to close, this makes me so happy I’m in tears

[the-7-percent-solution]

This is incredible, I want to listen to it for hours on end

[love-in-mind-palace]

Oh my god

[cappucino-commie]

I like to think that at some point Ed got bored and decides to become a professor at some big name Amestrian college. 

   His specialty is a military funded class called Battle Alchemy, which he starts off by inviting any of his students to beat him in hand to hand for a conditionless passing grade (by the end of the first class, most students walk away sore and horrified).

    It takes half  the semester before they realize that Ed continues to beat them even when they use alchemy and he does not. They ask to see him use alchemy in battle. The next day, a man who looks almost the same as their professor shows up to class- he’s softspoken and polite, and the students expect a substitute lecture. Ed sits in the stands and laughs as Al proceeds to fight the entire class at once, and beat all of them. The students never ask again.

  (And sometimes, in the middle of practicals, students swear they can see the Fuhrer watching from the edge of the field.)  

   I can also see him causing a hell of a problem when it comes to conventional textbooks- 

  “This is definitely wrong.” 

  “Sir, this is the most recently updated textbook for theoretical alchemy-” 

 “Yea fuck that, I can prove that soul alchemy isn’t unviable- someone hand me some chalk, I’m about to commit a mathematical felony.”  

[kyriosis]

Brilliant

[noodle-dragon]

A smol awoo

[emiliotheexplorer]

This reduced me to tears

[witchyaquariusy]

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

[noodle-dragon]

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

[candy-crackpot]

[kyriosis]

He looks like he's floating...and I am more than ok with that

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s procrastinating

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[kyriosis]

[kryptonavatar]

He is coming….