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26yo · he/they · aroace · idk random stuff I need to put out to the world

[kystenmehr]

The game is broken it stopped two squares short :(

[kystenmehr]

[kystenmehr]

[at-a-snails-pace]

me, at a small get together: hold up guys it’s getting late i gotta do my duolingo

everyone: *silence*

me, quietly into my phone: la leche

[polyglot-sock]

A1-A2: man, there're so many words I need to know in order to say literally anything

B1-B2: wow, what I know is enough now

C1-C2: man, there're so many weirdly specific words I need to know in order to describe these weirdly specific things I've only seen once in my life. Also I forgot how to say ceiling.

[hornetstabber]

What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?

i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please

[mr-deep-downer]

you turned the computer on 😳

[grawly]

[deutsche-bahn]

Why did it have to be the country of autos and Bürokratie. Why couldn't it be the country of niedrige Lebensmittelpreise und psychische Gesundheit

[animentality]

[wemblingfool]

Important questions to consider:

Is the crime absurd?

Was someone injured, maimed, or otherwise suffered?

Is the victim of the crime a private individual, a corporation, or a public/government entity?

To me, who the victim is determines how much of a crime it is, and how funny it is.

It isn't funny to steal or deface your neighbor's giant skeleton he bought with his hard earned money because it makes him happy. That just makes you a dick.

It is funny to replace a mega church's nativity scene's three wise men with the three stooges. That makes you mischievous.

And it certainly is funny to secretly steal a giant mango that belongs to the city. That makes you an unknown legend.

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[pococurantina]

i believe we've reached a consensus

[animentality]

the percentages of this poll become the real world's sexuality demographics, and GO

heterosexuals

homosexuals

bisexuals/pansexuals

asexuals

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[astronomerinprogress]

[beardedmrbean]

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

[kystenmehr]

It's a cylinder.

[kystenmehr]

beef beef beef beef beef peppers or beef beef beef beef the opportunity cost of beef beef beef beef beef beef the sacrifice of beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef nothing but beef beef beef beef beef there's more beef in the room beef beef beef

[funnytwittertweets]

[dadycoool]

Everything’s trying to gaslight you except the gas stove.

[linguisticsyall]